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Pigboy Bribes
Wife #4
How many millions are in the pre-nup?
Excerpt:
Radio Nazi Rush Limbaugh swore off marriage after
three ill-fated attempts at domestic bliss.
But that was before he met Kathryn Rogers, a
woman half his age.
Before she nursed him through a heart attack;
And before she laid some balm on the Pigboy's
bruised ego when the NFL rejected him as potential
owner of the St. Louis Rams.
Limbaugh, 59, is set to marry the 33-year-old
Rogers next week..
Limbaugh didn’t confirm any details but asked
for privacy in an email to Page2Live.
“We try to live our lives as normal people,” Limbaugh
lied. “We do NOT seek media attention,
we do not want it, especially for this. It is
very special, obviously, and we just don’t want any media attention.”
Here's how this has to work:
Like Marta, she's going to get maybe $10M but
she has to stay the full ten years or until he dies.
If she were to walk out on him early, she could ruin the gravy train and Rush can't risk that.
If she were to leave him in, say, six months,
she could say things like,
"All he ever wanted from me was to penetrate
him anally
while he yelled, 'Harder, Clarence'
while I was giving it to him."
"That's
not funny."
But if she stays the full ten years - then how big an ogre could Rush
be?
So, she's gotta stay the full ten years, just like Marta.
Remember, Marta was with him for ten years and two weeks.
On May 27, 1994, Limbaugh married Marta Fitzgerald,
They were separated on June 11, 2004
Wikipedia
It took Rush another six years to find a woman he could convince to
live with him,
even with all those hundreds of millions of dollars, it took him six
long, lonely years.
The poor Pigboy, he still can't get a woman without paying for it.
The good news for Kathryn?
He won't be bothering her for sex.
He gets that from little brown boys in the Dominican
Republic.
