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STILL AT 2006 Prices!

 We used to get $80 per banner day, when we were this small
 but now we're trying to help the little guy get started.

 Now for just $65, your ad will run for  two issues
 which might be as much as 4 days if you start on a Thursday..

 For $120,  your ad will run for - five issues which would be a full week.

That's dozens of view per penny - what a deal!
 

 When we advertised with Salon.com in 2001, we had to pay paid 11 cents PER VIEW.

 If my math is right, advertising  with bartcop.com is 300 times better than Salon's deal,
 and  we had to spend $1200 before they'd even talk to us.

 To get started, send your banner and the website to link it to  ads@bartcop.com.
 Once we agree, you can 

 Let's do some business.
 You can spend as little as $65 to get started.
 Here at  bartcop.com  we like helping the little guys get their start.

Best banner size is 480x60 (six inches wide, one inch tall) but we can work with any size or shape.

 I got a call on the BartPhone  - one advertiser got over 1000 hits his first day.
(This was three years ago, we were much smaller then)

 A lot of that depends on your banner - an ugly, dark banner will depress people,
 but a colorful, intriguing banner will get you a lot of hits.
 Could your web page use an extra 1000 hits?

  If you don't have $65 bucks to invest, you're not in business.

  Plus, your ad is ensconced in the archived issues for  all time.

 Easiest way to pay is to PayPal  to bartcop@bartcop.com
 We can usually start your ad the day after you pay.

 Taking ad money - asking for contributions - are risky propositions.
 But to make gains, risks must be taken.

 So many anti-Nazi  dot.coms are dropping off the map, staying afloat  must  be a worthy goal.

 bartcop.com  is the most efficient bang for your advertising buck on the www,
 charging less than half of what anybody else is charging.

 If you know of any site that comes close to these rates, let me know
 so I can advertise there and grow the hammer higher.

PLUS - we're not going to have any of that "rotating" stuff.
(Mostly because I don't have the slightest clue how to rotate banners.)
 

All ads must be approved by BartCop.
This is not a democracy, but I am known as "Mr. Fairness."
(cough)
If I don't like your ad, I won't run it, or I might suggest changes.
 

BONUS - nobody gets shorted on "views.".
One guy signed up for 10,000, got 19,000.
One gal signed up for 10,000, got 16,500.
One guy signed up for 20,000 views and got 34,000.
 

FAQ

Please contact me before you send money.
I need to see your ad.
I'll allow most anything, but not everything.
Besides, you want to know when your ad will go up before sending your money, right?

Since bartcop.com  is still undiscovered country, people who advertise here are almiost certainly
the type of people who didn't like their votes getting raped and murdered by Smirky's daddy's CIA friends
and the undemocratic enemies of  freedom on the whore court.

In that regard, wouldn't you be more likely to click on the banner?
Knowing that it's probably a friend in the fight against Bush's illegal takeover?

And knowing that, wouldn't you be more likely to support that advertiser
since he's probably helping in the big fight to restore democracy to America?

For instance - if you're considering changing your ISP, give Marc Perkel your business?
There's nothing wrong with keeping your money in the non-fascist camp, right?

So, if you're a businessman, an advertisier, consider bartcop.com
If you can get a better deal - tell me - so I can advertise there, would you?

And when you're ready to purchase a product, consider bartcop.com  advertisers.
No sense in sending money to people who'll send it to Smirk.

 All agreements are final and non-rescindable.
 I can't have someone cancel a large order in mid-run because
 I said John Wayne couldn't act, or that Ted Nugent is no Jimmy Page.

us - let's get started!

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