I have signed a contract.
C'mon, you knew it was only a matter of time, right?
Not only that but this contract puts money in my pocket
...and it also puts money in your pocket, too.

Check this - since you're reading this now, that means the special cookies
have automatically installed themselves in your hard drive
You talk about a breeze installation - that was too easy.

Here's how you make the money:

Each day you check in with  bartcop.com  you get a nickle.
That's right, you will have earned a real nickle with every daily click.
If you click more than once, you still only get one nickle.
But if you miss a day, you lose a nickle.

Let's say you check  bartcop.com  three times a week.
That's 3 x 5 = 15 cents credit, but since you missed four days,
you'd be down five cents for the week, and nobody wants that,
so be sure to check in every day or it'll cost you.

How does all this work?
I don't really know.
The cookies check your hard drive for credit card numbers or something.

But this contract I signed has other, more important advantages.
You see, the contract is with The Catholic Church.
That's right, this is backed the the signature and good name of the Pope,
so there's no chance there will be any funny business with the money.
After all, Godfather III was a work if fiction, you know.

Wait - it gets better!

Let's say you're in for the whole program.
Your read  bartcop.com  six or seven days a week for the next 30 years.
By my good math, you'd have almost $600 in US dollars that you can cash in,

or,

brace yourselves,

convert that "found money" into days off  from Purgatory!!

ha ha

Nobody else on the net can give you this deal! The Catholic Point System is back!
Actually, the point system has always been there, but they kinda shoved it
under the rug, with Saint Christopher and that outdated celebacy rule.
And it works for non-Catholics, too, ...somehow...?...

Wait - it gets better!

You ready for this?
If you click on Nine First Friday's in a row,
you get a priest at your deathbed - guaranteed!
I don't know all the details, but the Catholic Church wouldn't lie, I know that.
If they guarantee a priest, by God he'll be there, no matter where or when you die.

Wait - it gets better!

If you sign up before the end of the year,
(minimal documentation fees due at signing)
if you make every First Friday for the whole 30 years, they say you get "first pick"
when you get to Heaven, but they didn't exactly spell out what that meant, either,
but I'm sure the Catholics can be trusted.

It's a win-win for everybody.
The only way you could lose anything was if you read this and
 failed to come back every day and earn your nickle at  bartcop.com
Not only do you win an opportunity for big bucks, you get a priest at your deathbed
and "first pick" when you start into that long white tunnel to forever and ever.

What other web site gives so much?
 

bartcop.com
       Saving souls since 2000
 

Update

 I have spoken to the Vatican to get a Special Dispensation.
 Starting July 1, 2001, you can use your  bartcop.com  cash
 to purchase Exorcism Insurance from the Catholic Church.
 (Not valid in Carolina or Massabama)

 It pays to read  bartcop.com