Dove calling Albatross: over sanity challenge
  by  Naserian

Bartcop,
in answer to your question:
Where do people like you get these wild ideas?
"BartCop wants all the Somalis dead?"

I got my idea from you.
You wrote:

>As long as we have so many of our special ops boys in the Middle East, don't we still owe Somalia
>a super-severe ass-whopping from that ugly shit in 1993?  I think as long as we're in the area anyway,
>we should drop in on those bahat chewers with a dozen rolls of duct tape, a blow torch and a pair
>of needle-nosed pliers and explain to each one of those sons of dogs the precise cost of dragging the
>bodies of our brave soldiers thru the streets.  There's a score that needs to be settled.

I just want to know WHY you said that you
"still owe Somalia a super-severe ass-whooping from that ugly shit 1993."

I think you're just being a goof.

Let me ask you:
Let's say you have parents or grandparents who were in their 30s in World War II.
How many times to you think they said, "We need to defeat Germany and Japan"?

Now, shouldn't you chastise them for not spelling out that is wasn't really the PEOPLE
of Germany and Japan they wanted to defeat, but their fascist/imperialist armies?

Trying to take "we owe Somalia" and changing that into "Bart wants all Somalians dead,"
is horse hockey, and you deserved what you got for making that giant leap.
Matter of fact, I went easy on you.
You could've gotten the full Number Six.
 

I have looked in the Yellow Pages but it did not have anything under Mental Health Facility.
What does this my mental health (or lack of it) have to do with the deaths of hundreds of Somali anyway?
Or their crude oil?

Mental health is always important.
 

I got the decided impression that you want the special ops to continue what they began in 1993.
These elite combat troops were supposed to be on a humanitarian mission and they were harassing
and killing people at roadblocks and they kept saying that the only good Somali was a dead Somali.

Objection!
Assumes facts not in evidence.

If you were there, why the hell didn't you say so in the first place?
And if you weren't there, where the hell is the documentation for these wild charges?

You're buying that Billy Jack Goes to Washington line that our boys in uniform
enjoy torturing and killing innocent people just because they can.
I don't buy it.

Sure, in wartime there are abuses, but the Marines were there to feed people
and maybe make a few hundred million for the Bush Family Evil Empire.
They had no motive (at least you haven't provided one) to murder for fun.
 

Be a man, Bartcop.
The Somali were in a crowded marketplace being strafed by the brave troops in
Black Hawk helicopters until they shot back in self defense. HUNDREDS of Somali died that day.
Does this make you happy or sad, Bartcop?

Mental illness is always sad, and you better watch that "be a man" shit.

The idea that our boys in helicopters were flying thru Somali towns, chewing up innocent people
for no reason at all is too absurd for me to contemplate.

Why can't you state the facts as they were?
Why do you put that wacko Limbaugh-esque spin on this and pretend you're inside the chopper
and you can hear our boys giggling as they murdered the hundreds of innocent people?
It sounds like you hate our boys in the military 100 percent, and that's sad.
Do you have a reason for this illogical hatred?
 

It certainly upset the Somali and that is why they did what they did.

Non-sequitor
 

Now, tell us what you want to say to these sons of dogs with your dozen rolls of duct tape,
a blow torch and a pair of needle-nosed pliers.

To the sons of dogs who dragged the headless bodies of our heroes thru the streets, I say this:
I would execute you my own goddamn self if I was there. I would not spend the time on the duct tape
and the pliers, (which is a Pulp Fiction joke, by the way). I would quickly do the job and then I would
return to BartCop Manor and enjoy my luxury tequila.
 
 

Come on Bartcop, be a man.
You said it.
I called you out on it.
Explain, spin or apologize.
 

As long as you think black is white and up is down,
as long as you think our soldiers enjoy the cold-blooded murder of innocents,
there is no explanation that would satisfy your shaky-hold-on-reality thinking.

And  fuck you on that "be a man," horseshit.

You're a dove who can't process information accurately in your anti-American brain.
If you have clear and convincing evidence of our boys committing cold-blooded murders
of innocent people, why don't you publish it or shut the hell up?
 
 

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