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From: Bojan Cahtarevic bojanc@lsinter.net
Subject: To Bartcop
from a 3rd world yack
Sorry for not anwsering you for quite some
time, but I took a little vacation on the island
of Korcula ( you can see it at http://www.korcula.net/,
its a popular medditeranean tourist
destination in Croatia thats some 5 hours
drive + 30 minutes by ferry away from where I live.
Its an old Venetian trading port, full of
cultural treasures including the works of classical masters
such as Leonardo DaVinci, Raphael, Tizian
and many other famous artists. The place also has
some really famous wines that are affordable.
Maybe you or any of your readers could try a
vacation there if Vegas ever bores you.
better make it soon, this year Dollar is worth gold
in europe thanks to your hyped economy.
In Korcula for 80$ you can stay 7 days
in a 4 star hotel, breakfast and dinner
included .)...
Im glad that you (and i hope all the readers
of your site ) enjoyed the little tour of my humble country,
trust me there is so much stuff going on
here that I whould need a 500 page report to come close to
telling something, its such a big mess
here. But nevertheless ill let you and your readers in when
something really interesting happens. If
you want I can also send you some really nice photos
of the countryside.
Yes, I would like very much to see your pictures.
On the luxuries ( such as Chinaco ) here:
Well besides such grave things as 40 %
unemployment, a thriving black market ( if you took a look
into tax books you would think that nobody
drinks and smokes here, but that stuf is all smuggeld with
the blessings of corrupt goverment officials
) and the resulting budgetary deficits ( our economy is
whats coming your way if you elect Dubbaya
)
ha ha
that force our oil prices sky high ( oil
is the one thing goverment has control of ) there is about 5%
of the population that eather works in
various foreign organizations or is associated with the local
political mafia. That 5% has 85%
of the money here, plus there are some 30,000 foreigners working
for UN, NATO, USAID, various european and
arab goverments ( arabs as you know have lots of
cash to spend, unlike the westeners they
really, really like to spend it, and more the better ) that earn
in average about 10000$ per month.
The point Im making is that some people
here can buy luxuries, and where there is demand there is supply.
Of course such stuff as premium tequila
is still light years from most of my fellow countrymen ( you can
get some of it here but at such astronomical
prices )... But because im probably comming to NY this
winter, maybe ill get a chance to taste
it soon, looking forward to it!
For some orientation, know that the average
local
here in Federation (wow, sounds like I
live in the world of Star
Trek, only this is more like the dark-n-ugly
alternate universe) makes around
220$ a month and in republika srpska its
around only 140$. Deutsche mark is
the main currency here so we at least have
no inflation.
There is the joke here that goes "we dont want Karl Marx, we want Deutsche Marks"
ha ha - that's still good,
Bartcop, you should have been here when
NATO bombed Milosevic and his thugs in Serbia last spring ...
Milosevic controled Serb media was full
of Rush-like natzi hate, it sounded like Rush on steroids.
ha ha
Constant, day and night pounding of Clinton....you
can get the idea by thease few examples of dumb
and vulgar propaganda I still remember
from some of their newscasts I got to see :
- Clinton the coocksucker and his mistress,
the famous whore Madeline Albright
- In her younger days, you could fuck Madeline
Albright for 5$, now its free
ha ha
- Clinton go fuck monica
- Bill Clinton the sexual maniac
- Our friends from Iraq , North Corea and
Cuba are willing to send us their best men
to help us fight
Clinton and his fat american fucks
- Fidel Castro and Sadam Hussein, the great
fighters for freedom will show the Clinton Gang
whos the boss
in town
- Hillary likes young boys
- Clinton should be castrated
- Clinton practiced incest
- Anti-Christ is on the earth in form of
famous sexual maniac and child murderer Bill Clinton
- Murderer Clinton and fellow pedophile
crooks
- Hillary the Lesbian
- Hillary the Lesbian has sex with Madeline
Albright the whore
- Clinton smoked pot
- Clinton Smokes pot with Albright
- Richard Hoolebrook the serial rapists
- Hoolebrok, Clinton and Albright are drugdealers
- Hoolebrok, Clinton and Albright are on
drugs
- Hoolebrok, Clinton and Albright are Sick
Perverts
- Hoolebrok, Clinton and Albright are the
minions of Freemasons and Satanists
- Chelsea Clinton the ugly mutant is the
result of Hillarys massive drug usage
- Chelsea Clinton is a bastard
- (De)Bill(e) Clinton thinks he can smoke
serbs like he did Monica, no, serbs will smoke him
- Tony Blair and all the brittish are gay
- Madeline Albright has sex with Tony Blair
- Madeline Albright practices witchcraft
- Madeline Albright has sex with Hillary
Clinton
Wow!
That's the same thing Bush's party says here in America!
ha ha
Yacks from serb TV also managed to find
the "clinton murder list", it put the P in their Propaganda.
Other, not that well know in the US, European
politicians where also targets of serb tv attacks.
in conclusion :
Just like Rush, they were so stupid
and vulgar in their attacks that they actually became funny
Jusl like Rush they constantly fabricated
silly delusional tales about Clintons private life
Just like Rush their main focus
was Clintons privacy, not policy
Just like Rush their worst enemy
was the truth
Just like Rush and Smirk they showed
selective memory
Just like Rush they showed no limits
in their fabrications
Just like Rush they were Stupid,
Vulgar, Natzi Haters
Just like Rush they were Hippo-crites
Just like Rush they showed no signs
of inteligent life
Well I guess if one day he quits
his show in US, im sure Rush can always get a job from Milosevic
ha ha
Make him stop!
Bojan, your letter is so good, and so correct and accurate, people
will suspect I actually
wrote this and signed your name. You certainly understand exactly
what the situation is.
Almost as tragycomical as the Serb TV was
the late Croatian Dictator Franjo Tudjman
a sinister but comical character, I was
for quite some time famous for doing a good impression of his.
I miss his fascist-natzi wackyness a lot.
He was like a coctail of dictators, you could see influences
from Marshall Tito ( the charismatic late
yugoslav semi-liberal communist dictator, Tudjman was once one
of his top generals, the one in charge
of "army personel awarness of socialist doctrine". When Tudjman
was not appointed by the party to
be the Army CnC, he over time started turning ultra Right-Wing ),
Fidel Castro ( like Tudjman an old geezer
),
Richard Nixon ( Tudjmans paranoia, and
abuse of power where similar to Tricky Dicks) ,
Infamous Spanish Generalissimus Francesco
Franco ( man with a fetish for faschism )
and the late ruler of Zaire Mobutu Se-Se
Seko ( a man famous for his extravagance and lust for power ).
Sadly Tudjman was a mix of only the dark
and wierd parts of their personalities, a brain tumor in the
later years of his life also helped a lot
in this. After 4 years of fighting the disease he died of cancer
after 1 1/2 months of falling into a deep
coma. It is said that when he died, he was plugged into everything
except the internet. Some
say his tomb was built narrow so that the people cant dance upon it.
ha ha
You have a gift for writing, my friend.
The new Croatian president Mesic is famous
for his expertease on Tudjman jokes and other forms of
comedy. Tudjman (who always showed no sense
of humor at all ) thought of Mesic as a circus act.
But the facts say that Tudjman is the one
who should have been in the circus.
Tudjmans most famous oddity was when he
showed up on a military parade dressed in a replica of
Marshall Titos famous white CnC uniform,
most of those who up to that moment thought he was just
a "tiny-weaney" bit odd started to think
otherwise.
Tudjmans incompetence was best shown in
his selection of aides and advisors. Such a similar group
of power-abusing, natzi, hating, manipulating,
corrupt, liar, hypocrite, paranoid, scumbag, spooks
can only be found in GOPs House and Senate.
The likes of Newt, Jesse Helmes, Bob Barr, Trent
Lott, Arlon Spector, Olie North,
Ken Starr, Jerry Fawell, Clearance Thomas, Buchanan...etc.
all had their equal counterparts
in Croatia.
ha ha
Swear to Koresh - I didn't write this!
ha ha
Tudjman hated being ridiculed and actually
tried to prosecute the people who did it. Jurnalist and
independent newspapers were put on numerous
trials, if not for the protests of international
cummunity those people whould surely have
been jailed. He is now also rememberd by numerous
jokes that where almost the only way of
fighting his opression. That is his main legacy besides the
devasted economy, numerous war crimes
and a corrupt society. Croatia is now much like the
Spain after Francos death.
Tudjman like Nixon taped all conversations
in his office, thease tapes are now exposing many
abuses of power by him and his aides. They
also show what a cartoonish, sick character and a
hypocrite he was.
Tudjmans loyal followers (mostly ass kissers
and oportunists besides the standard right wing goons )
rated him 2nd only to Jesus in historical
importance. Some of them went so far to call him St.Franjo
the saviour, local church was silent on
such shameful disgraces of religion.
Again, just like in America.
Many so-called "Christians" love to hear
the vulgar Rush Limbaugh say the most vile and
disgusting things (like Gore-incest) and
at the same time they PRETEND they are decent
people who believe in God - what liars
they are.)
Tudjman never quite got along with the seperation
of church and state, sadly he was suported in
his views by numerous right wingers in
the local church, even some higher church authorities
( a few bishops and a retired cardinal
) showed simpaty for his plight. You see, after 50 years of
repression and marginalization, church
hierarchy saw in Tudjman ( an ex-communist general in
charge of socialist doctrine, how pathetic
) an ally who could restore much of the importance and
a few other things as well, that had been
taken away from them during the communist era.
note: the church mentioned is of
course the catholic church ( 2000 years of historical continuity
as a major global player, a child of Roman
genious for governing, order and organization.
No matter what you think of it, it is indestructable
and history has shown that fact to be true
werry well, its a Monolite built upon the
foundations of St.Peter ).
Tudjmans funeral was boycoted by the international
community, the only head of state that attending
the ocasion was the turkish president and
a fellow ex-general Suleiman Demirel. In contrast the
same years funeral of Jordans King Hussein
was attended by almost 60 heads of states, even
Envar Al-Sadats funeral this year had more
representatives from the western world, the world
Tudjman always aspired to be a part of.
Poor little Franjo did not understand that western world
of today is not the west of the 1700th,
that his rethoric, feudalism and absolutism where
unacceptable in this day and age.
Tudjmans spooky quotes rival those by Nixon,
Bush, Regan, Quale, Dubbaya and Buchanan combined,
as brain tumor advanced he became
more and more out of touch with reallity. Along with the
Tumor, paranoia and wackynes grew.
(Ediotr's Note: Isn't this best best letter you ever read?)
US presidential elections are generating
a lot of interest here, its mainly because It really matters
for our country who is elected in US, if
Smirk comes we can expect nothing but disaster and war,
and I first am thinking of re-locating
if he wins.
ha ha
They say the same thing here!!!
Unlike him Gore and Lieberman ( sounds like
a really good and trustworthy law firm ) really
understand whats going on here, the overall
importance and risk to the rest of europe and the world .
Smirk und Dick ( sounds like something
from the sex life of Ziegfried und Roy, uwwww,
how verry in-theme with republican family
values as seen in the house of Cheney.
I only wonder who is the white tiger of
the relationship? Pat Robertson? )
ha ha
I can't stand how good this is!
only understand one single word in geopolitics
and thats "OIL", just like papa Bush and grandpa Regan!
Oil, Oil Uber Alles ...... ( sing along
with the theme of Deutschlandia )
If someone thinks Condoleeza "the oil tanker"
Rice aka. Chevron oil chick is any better.
Well as Mr.T says, "pitty the fool".
ha ha
A "Mr T" reference from war-torn eastern Europe!
Know that people here in Bosnia really like
Clinton, hes almost a local deity. The man is adored in
most of this country, only right-wingers
here dislike him and those folks are as time goes by more
and more an endangered species . Its not
true that he "shamed america in the eyes of all the world"
and "nobody takes him serious" as GOP is
claiming, people here respect him because of what
he did as a president and the leadership
he showed in bringing peace and making foundations for
prospreity in this part of the world. Nobody
really cares for what he did privately and if anyone did,
compared to some of our local "leaders"
( folks that still hold high governing
positions, besides the many criminal allegations they have amassed
over time ) what he did was really just
innocent "fooling" around. Besides GOP, only rogue states are
bragging about Clintons personal life.
I wonder, dosent that say something about them?
(remember when Smirk said he judged a man
by the company he keeps )
and as you can guess by the size of this
letter,
its been raining as hell outside for 3
days straight.........
well, thats all from me for now
Bojan Cahtarevic
Bojan,
That was one of the best, most informative and funny letters
I've ever read.
Please write again and tell us more about your country, your
politics, your regular day
and things that are happening in your neighborhood and your country.
I really enjoy reading
your letters. I think you have a lot of writing talent and a
great sense of humor.
Could you send me a map of where you are?
Maybe you could get a map and put an "X" where your town is?
I am here, in Tulsa, about 260 miles north of Dallas.
(Everybody knows where Dallas is)
To the right is Little Rock, where Clinton is from.
To the left is Oklahoma City, where the Rush friends blew up
that building.
Below Dallas is Waco, where that crazy Koresh guy killed those
people.
Thanks for writing.
I think you're the "BartCop of Croatia."
(Is that the proper location?)
Write again.
I enjoy your letters a lot!
bartcop