Under The Yum-Yum Tree
In order to read/operate and comprehend this writing you must
have the
following system Requirements: Brain Smasher 99, Bartcop 6.0
or upgrade, the
Ralph Norton Anti-Rush Virus detection application, a working
knowledge of
the following languages, Blazing Saddles Script, The Sopranos
2.0, and know
that the "Good Times Republicans Virus" is an email hoax.
I was fondling....err holding my picture of Susan McDougal while
sitting at
my desk here in a dimly lit cubicle high atop luxurious Bartcop
Towers,
and staring longingly into those beautiful eyes.
Sigh
All of us here at bartcop.com have pictures
of Susan and hold her in the
highest esteem. I do particularly since we have so much in common,
so I
thought I list some of our more common aspects that draws me
to her like
Cokeboy to Peruvian lines.
Susan is in her mid forties.
Brain Smasher is in his mid forties.
Susan is a widow.
BS is a widower.
Susan is unemployed.
BS is nearly unemployed.
Susan stood up to Ken Starr.
BS would have stood up to Ken Starr.
Susan was convicted of trumped up felony charges.
BS could be induced to commit Trump like felonies.
Susan has been to jail.
BS has been to jail.
(Don't ask)
Susan is beautiful, sexy, kind, and Strong.
BS is well, working on it.
It's Amazing how much we have in common.
I wonder if I can get Bartcop to pimp...err fix me up with Susan
McDougal.
He has her phone number and his birthday is coming up and I wonder
if
a case of Chinaco will help?
I can just see my self standing under the Yum-Yum tree with Susan
near sandy
beaches at the Cokeboy resort near Casa de Mas Fina, Mexico.
Sigh
The locals say if you lick the sap from the Yum-Yum tree it's
highly aphrodisiac.
Well, back at woik. Have to keep my phoney-baloney job, besides
the voices in
my head that tell me what to do want me to go run errands for
them.