Records Set
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president to enter office with a criminal
record.
(But we have no idea how many crimes he has pleaded
guilty to.)
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking off the month of August for another vacation, acted surprised when 9-11 hit.
First president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time world record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
His biggest campaign contributor (Kenny Boy Lay) had one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds ever
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
First president to attack a sovereign nation against the will of the UN and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came
under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code
to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
Took the world's sympathy for the US after 911,
and made us the most resented country
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US
and world history).
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously take to the streets to protest
(15 million people), shattering
the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Tore up more treaties than any other president.
His presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable in history
Cabinet members are the richest of any administration.
(the 'poorest' multi-millionaire,
Condoleeza Rice had an Chevron oil tanker named
after her).
Plunged more states towards bankruptcy with tax cuts for the super rich.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any stock market
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in history.
Removed more checks and balances, with the least congressional oversight ever.
Set the record for biggest annual budget spending increases.
First president to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Has successfully prevented any public investigation into 9-11.
First president to dismiss the Constitution and shred the Bill of Rights.
First president to appointed felons to administration positions.
Held the fewest press conferences than any president
si nce the advent of television.
(And when he holds one, only says, "Saddam bad,
tax cuts good.")
Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed,
allowing Kenny Boy's Enron to steal $500 million
in a single day.
First president to have a majority of Europe (71%) view America as world's biggest threat.
Ignored the threat of North Korea nukes to concentrate on destroying defenseless Iraq
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president.
Set record for number of appointees who violated
US law by not selling huge investments
in corporations bidding for government contracts.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
First president to use torture on people who were denied trials and legal representation .
First president to have "Kill on my whim" powers - for that we blame the Democrats.
...but the press says he's doing a great job.
Presidential Accomplishments
Attacked and took over two countries.(so far) with Clinton's military
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Lost over 2 million jobs.
Cut benefits for war veterans.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Ignored Geneva Conventions by refusing to allow inspectors access to Taliban POWs.
Set Israeli-Palestine relations back 30 years with "don't involve me," policy.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Failed to fulfill solemn pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried
to murder Democrats only.
After 18 months, Bush's FBI claims they have
no leads and zero suspects.
In a little over two years created the most divided country since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less than two years
turned every single economic category heading
straight down.
Past Accomplishments
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, couldn't find oil in Texas, then sold stock just prior to company bankruptcy.
Bought into the Texas Rangers baseball team with
$500,000, raised taxes to buy a stadium,
then cahsed out with $14,500,000 profit.
With fathers help (and dirty politics - even for Texas) was elected Governor.
Accomplishments
Loosened pollution laws for power and oil companies
and made Texas the most polluted state.
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog
ridden city in America.
Cut taxes and bankrupted Texas to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.
Stole the White House after losing 2000 election
by 500,000 votes with the help of father's
appointments to the Supreme Court.
Records and References:
At least one DWI conviction (Texas driving record
has been erased and is not available).
(And the press was polite enough to never ask
him again)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military
during a time of war.
(And the press was polite enough to never ask
- not even once)
Refuse to take drug test or answer any questions
about drug use.
(And the press was polite enough to never ask
him again)
All records of tenure as governor of Texas
have been hidden in fathers library, sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view - press
forgave him..
All records of any SEC investigations into insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public view -
press forgave him.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation
he served on the board are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view - press forgave
him.
Records from meetings he or VP attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public review - press forgave
him..
Sealed Reagan's presidential papers to hide Iran-Contra crimes - press forgave him.