Ode to Carolina
By Steven Bennett
 

Dear Sirs:
We are a small group of concerned citizens and would like to cite the
South Carolina confederate flag issue as a basis for our request to fly our
flag atop the government building.  We feel this is important as it
represents a part of our history and heritage and not a symbol of hate.
Thank you for your consideration.

Signed,
The Freedom Party of Austria
 

Hey South Carolina...Reality Check!
The war is over.
You lost.
Give it up.

That money is never going to be good again.  How 'bout putting some of
that pro-flag energy into towing those junk cars out of your yard and teaching
your crackerhead kids how to read?  Then maybe your school system would
move up to 49th place in the nation instead of 50th!

Jesus, Joseph, Mary and the seven dwarves!
The fucking Mississippi (can you spell Mississippi) school system is ahead of you.
By the way...all those confederate generals and soldiers you honor; you know what they were?

Losers.
That's right.
They were losers.
They lost.

They were traitors too.
You erect monuments to losers and traitors?
No wonder you voted for Bush.

It's in your blood.
You see a loser and vote for him.
You see, Bush can't help being a loser.

That's because his daddy was a loser.
Not as big a loser as George Dubya but still a loser.
At least George senior waited until after he was elected before he was caught lying.
George Dubya says he wants to build up our military and make it strong.
Does he think our military is weak now?

Who do we have to build it up to defend against?
Russia?  Oh please!!!

They can't even make enough toilet paper to wipe their own ass.
The Chinese?
Hell we've already lost that war.
Been to a fucking Walmart lately?
Every thing in there is made in fuckin' China.

...and Bob Jones University, turning out ditto heads every semester?

Hey BJU!

God hates people who hate people that hate the people that God created.
 

Steven Burnett