This just in - Jesus sports action figurines

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 #21 was flagged for "illegal use of hands" on Jesus                                 Jesus high-sticks two Irish punks.

 http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html

 At just $20 each, you can get all 40 of these Sport Jesus figurines.

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            You supply your own joke, here.                                                    Jesus taunts the small fry.
                   I ain't touching this one.                                             "What's wrong, Shorty? Not tall like me?"
 

 Be sure and check out our "EZ-Does it Stigmata kits"

 Priced to sell!

 Children's stigmata kits (nails) only $9.95
 Adult stigmata kits (nails, hammer, crown of thorns and lance) only $32.95

  Plus, ...is your dog Irish Catholic?

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 If you have an Irish Catholic dog,
  he needs this food bowl - today!

 This Week's Special 

 Bodies of Christ (1000 count) only $9.35
 That's under a penny per Body of Christ!

 Bodies of Christ (Nacho Cheese) only $13.20

 We will NOT be undersold on Bodies of Christ!
 

 Plus - all through the month of July...

 Blood of Christ sale! 
 ON-LINE SPECIAL!
 BUY 5 CASES,  GET 1 FREE!
 Just fill out your on-line order by listing your 5 cases of Christ's blood at their discount case price.
 On the next line, add on 1 more case at zero cost- our treat! - (to help cover your freight charge!)

 Special online-only offer - Blood of Christ stain remover.
 Yes, swear to Koresh, "Wine away" now comes in an easy-to-spray bottle.

 Special, special, internet online surfers extra bonus:

 If you buy 1000 Bodies of Christ and five cases of the Blood of Christ, (get one free!) we will send you a
 free medalion of the Patron Saint of Handguns, St. Gabriel Possenti.

    Pull Saint Gabe's trigger to go to his homepage.

 Nothing says "Catholics" like guns and alcohol.

 As a bonus, look where they're located:

 WE'RE NOW LOCATED AT 6759 CHIPPEWA in St Louis
 ACROSS THE STREET FROM TED DREWES!

 ha ha

"Come for eternal salvation - stay for the frozen custard!"
 

 That's http://www.catholicsupply.com/ for all your Catholic shopping needs.
 
 

  Thanks to CBells65@aol.com for the tip.