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jhs33:
The OIC HATED him! Everytime we had a motions hearing after my indictment...
The OIc ranted about Geraldo because he kept showing JHS clips and talking about me

wildcat33:
Say, jhs: did you ever appear on Charles Grodin's *NBC programs?

Normdiz:
nite nite all..duty calls.....thanks BC

JulieRB:
So why has Geraldo gone to the dark side? Does he think he can infiltrate them from there?

jhs33:
I really can't figure it out

Zomar:
JulieRB: They dangled Geraldo's contract in front of him...

bartcop:
I could post the Ann Coulter McDonald's pic, but as Nixon said, "That would be wrong"

JulieRB:
Zomar, evidently Rosie O' Donnell is now entranced by Crusader Bunnypants as well

jhs33:
Is he supporting W or is he simply saying what is done is done?

bartcop:
Really, Rosie is a Boy King fan?

JulieRB:
bartcop, it's all over the Web. She's lost her mind.

MichaelPullmann:
I don't hink Rosie's gone to the dark side; I just think some people are misreading rumors about how much she likes bush

marthaguag:
LOL...the header on drudge said she liked bush...struck me as ironic & redundant

MarionDelgado:
geraldo is a huge israel booster. if he thinks the terrorists thing is connected, he will support anyone bombing em

JulieRB:
Julie, I'm not sure, Matt Drudge is having multiple orgasms over it

bartcop:
Isn't Ann Coulter the most shameless of all the shameless whores?

jhs33:
Our pity needs to go to Coulter, she THINKS she is sexy among other things, please!

Joeve007:
Rosie likes the Boy King? Armageddon is surely upon us then

Zomar:
I always heard Rosie went both ways...

JulieRB:
Great, D-backs and Yankees are tied at the bottom of the 9th

bartcop:
Ann Coulter's skirts are entirely too high

marthaguag:
high enough to see she's not a 'natural' blonde?

jhs33:
Coulter was also an elf and that cannot be forgiven...

MarthaJane:
She goes down on Mr. McDonald, ewwwww!! Disgusting clown......

No-Dak:
Coulter - sexy? please I am about to eat supper

MichaelPullmann:
moose- I don't think we wanna see 'em

bartcop:
Julie, we try to punish Coulter every day here at bc.com...

JulieRB:
Bartcop, and might I add, you do a damn fine job of it

MichaelPullmann:
My dream is to go on PI opposite to Ann and make a clown-blower joke

jhs33:
At the eleventh hour L. Graham did back off a little...

Zomar:
...and Coulter LIKES it! More! More!!

MarionDelgado:
Who will play at the Coulter-Olson wedding????

ha ha

mooseandsquirrel:
i agree, but Conason has some great pieces published in Penthouse

MarionDelgado:
Kenny G?

bartcop:
Yankees just tied it, as in the script... (yawn)

KerryW:
the supremes, of course

MichaelPullmann:
MD- I dunno, Creed, maybe?

mooseandsquirrel:
but those pictures of Paula....

jhs33:
Coulter deserves it. Did anybody see "AnnieGet Your Gun" in George?

(misc chatter)

jhs33:
Paula who could not bear to see her first name in a fake story that might sully her rep...

bartcop:
I don't know the "Annie" story - was she a rich little snot who had a oil daddy?

bartcop:
I got nasty mail from the Penthouse lawyers.

JulieRB:
bartcop, what did the lawyers say?

MichaelPullmann:
Quick, what's the difference between Paual Jones and Darva Conger?

bartcop:
They told me "get those Paula pics off or we're coming to K-Drag"
I asked Perkel if we could fight it

MarthaJane:
Did you see that disgusting photo of Dr. Laura the slut on bart's site. I damn near deleted the whole thing

Melic:
lawyers? penthouse?

MarthaJane:
bart, tell 'em to fuck off.

MarionDelgado:
bart did you say "proud of them, are you??"

bartcop:
Martha, I'm with you, but that was before... can I tell a secret here?

jhs33:
And of course she is the only "Paula" around

JulieRB:
bartcop, did you print them off and send 'em to the lawyers?

JulieRB:
do tell: What's the secret?

Zomar:
Sure bartcop...

KerryW:
sure, but it won't be a secret any more

bartcop:
Perkel works for the Electronic Frontier Foundation, something like that at eff.org - they are the ACLU
of the Internet - they only do precendent-setting law - like what we might need of Smirky wants to shut me down

jhs33:
Annie get your gun supported the nra and was hilarious!

bartcop:
Paula Jones wasn't the hill I want to die on
I'll die on the "I have a right to call him Weak & Stupid" hill

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://bartcop.com

jhs33:
Moving right along, is anybody else frightened about the threats we keep getting?

MichaelPullmann:
what threats, julie?

Joeve007:
jhs you mean the anthrax or Ridge?

bartcop:
I think she means Ashcroft and Cheney

jhs33:
All of the above

MarthaJane:
Bart, secrets are safe with Martha Jane, America's Worst Christian, ha ha.

bartcop:
I thought Betty Bowers was a hoot!

jhs33:
from the law to terrorists to for some reason we now need to drill in Alaska!!!

bartcop:
Little more in-your-face than I expected, but she's a bottle of champagne

JulieRB:
We need to drill in Alaska because Dick doesn't have enough money.

jhs33:
and neither does W

bartcop:
cough

Zomar:
The Repugs suspect terrorists are hiding under the dirt in the Alaska Wildlife Preserve. Therefore, they must drill.

mdogdrum:
^&%* 2-2 going into bottom of tenth. Jeter is up first. This better not be reapeat of last night. This is to surreal BC

bartcop:
mdog, it's in the script

mdogdrum:
Script? You mean fix?

bartcop:
ha ha - noooooooooooooooo

jhs33:
of course, silly me. Terrorists in Alaska. Kind of like Clinton ripping apart the WH offices,
Air Force One, and pardoning murders

Joeve007:
I've been trying to convince bc that you can't fix a baseball game and all this crap keeps happening...

bartcop:
Julie, the first time I heard that "trashing the WH" I knew it was a fake
Same for "stripping Air Force One"

JulieRB:
Oh, yeah, that's right. We haven't heard anything about Clinton's trashing Air Force One lately.
Plus, I notice that Ari Fleischer is a lot more careful around Helen Thomas these days

bartcop:
Koresh, we saw him walk off the plane emptyhanded

bartcop:
helen Thomas could kick Ari's ass

JulieRB:
mdog, what's happening?

Zomar:
Howdy Doody was a cooler puppet than GW Bush.

MichaelPullmann:
I've seen Ari; I could probably kick his ass

jhs33:
Ari had reporters jumping out of their seats today trying for real ans.

Joeve007:
Zomar I didn;t say he was a GOOD puppet...

JulieRB:
bartcop, I notice that nobody wanted to discuss the Secret Service carrying a case
of Lone Star beer off Air Force One after Shrub took a trip...

MarthaJane:
I always like Gilligan in the reruns, but now's he's come back to haunt us.

mdogdrum:
It is 2-2 in tenth. @ out very quickly

Joeve007:
jhs there are real reporters left?

jhs33:
Two real reporters. Viveca Novak and Florence Graves, that about covers it...

bartcop:
Bush gets a 93 percent rating for getting the names of the countries correct in his script

bartcop:
No, George, it's CAN-a-da
Not Ca- NA-dah

JulieRB:
Bush gets a 93 percent rating for showing up dressed and not soiling himself

Joeve007:
I'm still pissed at Jim Lehrer for letting w off the hook

jhs33:
Jim L. did an absolutely miserable job

mdogdrum:
I wanna see Al Gore and Shrub, in hockey uniforms, drop the gloves. Shrub would eat ice

Joeve007:
Gore was trying to get some kind of answer out of him when w turned to Lehrer and begged him to make him stop

KerryW:
Jim L. did exactly what he was paid to do

bartcop:
Julie, I'm going to send you some Grey Goose vodka

jhs33:
Grey Goose sounds perfect

wildcat33:
The Repugs won Florida for Dubya 'cos they've become so adept at media manipulation...

MarionDelgado:
he did do a lot right, but if the mass media don't cover it, it unexists.

JulieRB:
We need to find a candidate with fire in his belly.
None of the current Dems will remove their pink tutus long enough.

jhs33:
I did not say he didn't fight, he did, we all did

MarionDelgado:
that scares me more, far, far more, than not having clinton around.

Zomar:
We've got to grow some balls. Feingold FINALLY did, when he voted against the Gestapo Powers bill

jhs33:
He was too late at that point, he should have stayed with the Rose Garden speech...

XeroMan:
Hillary for Prez....if she surives the freepers

bartcop:
Julie, I disagree - I thought the demos laid down

Atrios:
the media set gore up - he was damned either way with clinton. had clinton stepped in,
all cameras would have been on him. admittedly, that may have been good for the campaign but...

bartcop:
Delay had that gang of thugs down there...
killing the recount and grabbing all the camera action
while the Demos said, "This isn't fair."

Atrios:
the Dems laid down, Gore couldn't fight without them

JoyceH:
But WHAT ABOUT THIS EXEC ORDER TODAY?

jhs33:
and with a coat and tie for Heavens sake, it is how he is and it is fine! Look at what we got instead!!!

MarionDelgado:
Julie I like what you said, that the Supreme court, the thugs, etc. didn't surprise you.

jhs33:
I will say it again, BEWARE THE PRECEDENT set by the Supreme Court

Joeve007:
the Dems backstabbed Clinton, too...they obviously couldn't handle a guy who was actually going to fight

bartcop:
Could the SC have been any more OVERT in their support for Bunnypants?

MarionDelgado:
by the way, for thoseof you still innocent and happy, i have to tell you,
the word from our colleges and universities is that journalism is no longer a field!
it's all called "Communications"

JulieRB:
So, in other words, if the GOP doesn't like the outcome in 2004, they'll just overturn it again and install whom they like.
bartcop:
We treated Clinton like an outcast when Rove accused him of trashing the WH
The pardons - everyone tunred on him there...

Joeve007:
bc they didn't do enough to back him at any time it seemed

MarionDelgado:
the pardons, there you go.

bartcop:
Joeve - in 1994, they tried to fix health care
The GOP screamed "socialism" and the Demos said, "We're so sorry"

MarionDelgado:
man, I can see all us Dems in maximum security prisons under the GOP.

JoyceH:
Well, the pardons were on top of 'the trashing of the West Wing and the 'looting' of AF1.

Zomar:
No shit. Bill Clinton didn't deserve enemies like the Democrats.

JoyceH:
So they'd set Clinton up to be leaving on a scandalous note.

bartcop:
Joyce - just like he was set up coming IN

MarionDelgado:
Bill clinton: I pardoned someone without approving it with the GOP.

MarionDelgado:
Susan McDougal: I lost money on a land deal.

bartcop:
MD. good one

Joeve007:
we need to replace the Dem leadership so we can ARREST the GOP leadership

JoyceH:
Sex is the only thing the media pays attention to.

bartcop:
Clinton loses $ in Whitewater - gotta check
Bush Family Evil Empire make BILLIONS by stealing an election and we forgive him

jhs33:
Nothing happened in a vacuum. The apolitical proces replaced a judical process in my trial.
The leap to abuse of the Supreme Court for political gain is not that great

JulieRB:
Joyce, Democrats having sex is the only thing the media cares about. The GOP gets a pass.

scruples:
everyone is caught up in the specticle of sex, that nobody notices the guy stealing the jewels

bartcop:
Scruples, best line of the night

wildcat33:
Hey, concerning the Reagan papers -- can't someone simply use the Freedom of Information Act to force their hand?

dahh:
i missed the exec order,just got back from work where is it posted?

mdogdrum:
And what if those polls were fixed. Anyone consider that?

MarionDelgado:
bart have you seen tom tomorrow's last two comics?

bartcop:
no

Joeve007:
wildcat the exec order trumps that

MarionDelgado:
i may start reading him regularly again.

JoyceH:
Sealing the Reagan records in perpetuity.
they can't have the peasants looking in on them you know, it's just not DONE

bartcop:
Anybody watching the Fix on Fox?

scruples:
it's pitiful america's history is held hostage

jhs33:
I need to get some sleep so I can face my parent teacher conference in the AM,
thanks for an entertaining and enlightening evening, Julie

bartcop:
Julie, - Thank You!

JulieRB:
Julie, it was great to chat with you, you are a hero and I hope that I someday have a fraction of your courage

MarionDelgado:
THANK YOU Julie

XeroMan:
Pleasant dreams Julie

bartcop:
I had a lot of fun and learned some stuff (hope there's no quiz)

Zomar:
Thanks Julie.

scruples:
aye, don't stop thinkin about tomorrow just came on on my mp3 playlist

Atrios:
g'night Julie. pleasant dreams

Joeve007:
thanks for being here jhs!

MarthaJane:
y'all be gettin' my blood pressure up and I don't need it

No-Dak:
nite jhs

wildcat33:
Again, good to meet you, Julie!

JoyceH:
I can't help the feeling that we're living in Germany circa 1935.

jhs33:
Goodnight to all, we need to do it again soon...

Joeve007:
Joyce, it will get worse before it gets better that's for sure

dahh:
nite julie come back soon

JulieRB:
Bartcop, thanks for such a great chat, I'm going to bed

JulieRB:
Goodnight, everyone, have a great day tomorrow

Joeve007:
but bc, betty bowers wouldn't have chatroom sex with me!

XeroMan:
Pleasant dreams Julie

Atrios:
betty was here? damn I love betty. Betty has a book coming out!

bartcop:
Betty was WILD
she was damn funny and a little riske'

MarthaJane:
I think I'm going to bed and dream of Mrs. Betty Bowers.

Atrios:
i can't wait for her book

Joeve007:
yanks poised to win it now

Joeve007:
I hate this, I've been trying to convince bc it ain't fixed, how can I do that now?

bartcop:
Yanks won this year & next year, too

dahh:
betty bowers is in here?

Zomar:
WAS

bartcop:
dahh, she was, for maybe 20 minutes

Joeve007:
I hate the damn yankees, but I know how good a team they are...
best clutch team I have ever seen

lunch:
It aint fixed, its bought.

dahh:
we gotta get mike malloy in here

scruples:
there it is

bartcop:
fix

Atrios:
yankees win

bartcop:
fix

scruples:
bah

mdogdrum:
Seattle should still be there. Yanks just won

scruples:
i never liked baseball

bartcop:
night all