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You heard it here first
Rumor is that as Enron and Halliburton implode, Cheney will step
down "for health reasons" in March,
...and you won't believe who they're looking at to take Cheney's
place.
Condi
Rice
They say Condi could fill the much-needed intelligence void that
Cheney's absence would create.
It also puts Weak & Stupid in the position of being the first
to "APPOINT" a black and a woman as VP.
They figure Condi can bring blacks and women over to the dark
side for November 2004.
Down side?
The hard right is fuming that "a spear-catcher" would be a heartbeat
away and let's not kid ourselves.
Between pretzels and impeachment, Bush may not last another three
years.
The idea that "one of them" might be president is causing turmoil
for Team Smirk
...and
Rudy
the Impaler
Well, he's out of a job, and since Bush knows Rudy will always
be remembered as the man
who stood tall when America's president went AWOL on September
11th, he's a net plus.
Down side?
Rudy's still working on that whole adultery angle.
Since they impeached Clinton for catching a little tongue, how
do they justify VP Rudy
banging his adulteress while his wife and kids are back in New
York?
Further down side for both:
If Bush is impeached or loses a battle with a Saltine, we'd have
another
unelected republican president.
Think now - Bush stole his throne after losing the 2000 election,
his Daddy and Saint Reagan took power
my making an illegal deal with Islamic Jihad, and Gerald
Ford was appointed by the third-biggest crook
to ever occupy the White House.
That means you have to go back to 1968 to find the last legally-elected
Republican.
(And boy, what a winner he was, too)
Oh, God, why are you punishing us this way?