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Rush's bitch, Sean Hannity, was filling in today while the vulgar Pigboy
was having yet another hampsterectomy from his lower intestine.
As you'd expect, Hannity couldn't stop talking about Jesse Jackson.
Instead of admitting that most men are pigs, he made Jesse's cheating
about race.
To hear Sean Insanity tell it, white people don't cheat, only
those mud people cheat.
One thing he said was he couldn't figure out what was going on in Jesse's mind.
"Why wasn't he thinking about his spouse?"
he
asked.
"What was he thinking?"
he wanted to know.
Hey, asshole!
If you want to know why married people cheat on their wives,
pick up
the damn phone and call Dan Burton (R-has bastard) and ask
him, you prick!
...and when you're done hearing Burton's excuses, call Henry Hyde
(R-Broke up family)
Ask Ol' Chalky-Thighs why he posed for this goddamn picture
with his whore.
Look at that son of a bitch, fucking posing with his little tramp.
This woman left her husband and kids for that fat bastard.
Jesse might've screwed up, but he didn't pose for pictures with
her, did he?
...and when you're done hearing Henry Hyde's excuses, hang up
and call former
Rep Helen Chenoweth, (R-Militia Moll) the only woman in the history
of the House of Representatives
to literally "fuck her brains out," with her boy-toy and
assorted pieces of one-inch PCV pipe.
...and when you're done hearing Helen Chenoweth's excuses, hang
up and call Bob Barr (R-Negro)
Wait - Barr didn't cheat on his wife, he murdered his unborn
daughter.
Yeah, that's right.
Bob Barr told Larry King (saw it myself)
that the reason he wrote a check to that suburban Atlanta
women's clinic so they'd suck his daughter out of his wife's
womb into a sink was because,
"We have a joint checking account, Larry."
So Sean, you lying ball of phlem, when you go looking for hypocrisy,
why don't you
clean up your own goddamn back yard before you think about
attacking others?