As I write this, Jay Leno is interviewing Angie Harmon,
the sexiest woman on network television.

He asked her this question, "What's more sexy than chocolate?"

Trust me - The South's Finest Chocolates.
They sell $5 orgasms.

For $50, you can get twenty chocolate orgasms.
Married - single, it doesn't matter.

Cheaper then Cocaine, and it's legal!
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You should stop right now, and click the South's Finest Website,

Last time I mentioned this, they sent me e-mail, saying they were fans.
Don't buy their chocolate because they're liberals.
Don't buy this chocolate because they like Ol' BartCop.

I'd buy THIS chocolate from Kenneth Starr, and I'd TIP his Nazi ass.

I wonder, if I sent some South's Finest Chocolate to Angie Harmon.

No, ...no, ... I won't even go there.

I'm a liberal.
My marriage vows MEAN something...