Have you even had great, great milk chocolate?

 Old-timers know there's only one place to buy great chocolate.

 They make chocolate like Chinaco makes tequila!
 I can offer no higher praise for a product.

 Me?
 I'm a plain, meat & potatos guy.
 I like their regular, plain old milk chocolate, but they have lots of
 fancy nut/caramel/pecan/cashew/peanut cluster stuff that's great, too.
 They have dark chocolates and Kahlua truffles and the kinds of chocolate
 you'd expect in some fancy billion-dollar casino in Las Vegas!

 They even make chocolate coins you can have your logo stamped into!

 In past issues, when I've mentioned The South's Finest Chocolate,
 people have taken my advice and ordered chocolate from them and then
 wrote back thanking me for the tip on the incredible tasting chocolate.

 I remember one fella said his wife was diabetic, so he ordered the
 sugar-free chocolate and reported that his wife said it tasted like sugar-full!

 In my attempt to remain untainted by whorish barking,
 I have only endorsed two products, neither of which paid me.
 The South's Finest Chocolate and Chinaco Anejo tequila are so good,
 I would say good things about them if they were produced by Republicans.

 I don't know Smirk about the owners of Chinaco tequila, but I know
 that Ellis (I think, my HD crashed) the owner, is a good American.
 In our brief conversation, he told me he enjoyed reading bartcop.com

 If you want to taste REAL chocolate, try "Break Up" chocolate made
 by the friendly folks at The South's Finest Chocolate Factory.

 If you're eating Hershey's or Nestle's or whatever chocolate,
 you're eating the Jose Cuervoof the choco-bean world,
 and you should hang your head in shame, ...but all is not lost.

 Click on that banner above and get your credit card out and e-mail Ellis
 and tell him you want to try The South's Finest Chocolate.

 It's the chocolate God eats when He's happy with His work.