You want proof?

 YOU WANT PROOF?

 Here's your proof - right here!

 

 This is a chart showing the stock of the Clorox company.
 You know the Clorox company.
 They make the bleach that makes the hoods whiter.

 Now think about our lil' buddy Smirk, and the year he's had,
 as you scan the clearly-marked chart above.
 Check out the price of Clorox stock, which for obvious reasons
 would surely rise if he was winning, but would drop if he was behind.

 Last summer, at a 47 share, Smirk was mostly an unknown.
 After the GOP pumped $60,000,000 into his Iowa campaign,
 he soared to a high 55 share on January25th.

 January 26th, Smirk opened his mouth and Clorox stock had a fall.
 The more people got to know him, the harder Clorox fell.
 McCain showed everyone what a ruthless/pussy-paradox Smirk was.
 As the weeks went by, Smirk fell like Roseanne drunk on ice skates,
 down to the 29 range on March 5th.

 Down this goddamn far, Smirk and Clorox stock had nowhere to go but up.
 After McCain blew his peace pipe, he started climbing again.

 At the height of  Nazi-Con 2000 Smirk reached the mid-forties,
 but there was something in Smirk's future he hadn't counted on.

 Dah,    ..dah,     ...dahhhhhh

 One kiss from Al Gore and alll the ladies would swoon.
 The ladies would swoon and pledge their loyalty to the new Prince Charming, AlGore.
 AlGore - about whom Love story was written.
 AlGore - the inventor of the goddamn Internet.
 AlGore - discoverer of Love Canal!!!

 Ladies and Gentlemen...
 
 AL GORE!!!

 

 ha ha

 Make me stop!

 When Gore kissed her, the Earthquake Center in Boulder went ape-shit.
 Tremors were felt all over America, but mostly in the south.
 The southern woman female vote went from 58 Smirk to 68 Gore - in seconds!

 Clorox stock dropped from 43 to 33 in about 36 hours!!

 ha ha

 This is too good to be true.
 If Gore wins this election because he kissed his wife, Pigboy is right!
 
We're all in trouble!
 
 ha ha

 The truth is, the voters know Gore's the only man for the job,
 the only man who can continue this perfect paradise Clinton gave us.
 
 ha ha

 You know this is driving them crazy!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 ha ha
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Yeah, it's    ....driving  them  crazy
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 ...ha ha
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 a-hem...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  ...sigh,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 ...choke!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  Trouble is,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 when they get upset,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

they reach for the scope.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 ...and it's not funny anymore.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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