YOU WANT PROOF?
Here's your proof - right here!
This is a chart showing the stock of the
Clorox company.
You know the Clorox company.
They make the bleach that makes the hoods
whiter.
Now think about our lil' buddy Smirk, and
the year he's had,
as you scan the clearly-marked chart above.
Check out the price of Clorox stock, which
for obvious reasons
would surely rise if he was winning, but
would drop if he was behind.
Last summer, at a 47 share, Smirk was mostly
an unknown.
After the GOP pumped $60,000,000 into his
Iowa campaign,
he soared to a high 55 share on January25th.
January 26th, Smirk opened his mouth and
Clorox stock had a fall.
The more people got to know him, the harder
Clorox fell.
McCain showed everyone what a ruthless/pussy-paradox
Smirk was.
As the weeks went by, Smirk fell like Roseanne
drunk on ice skates,
down to the 29 range on March 5th.
Down this goddamn far, Smirk and Clorox
stock had nowhere to go but up.
After McCain blew his peace pipe,
he started climbing again.
At the height of Nazi-Con
2000 Smirk reached the
mid-forties,
but there was something in Smirk's future
he hadn't counted on.
Dah, ..dah, ...dahhhhhh
One kiss from Al Gore and alll the ladies
would swoon.
The ladies would swoon and pledge their
loyalty to the new Prince Charming, AlGore.
AlGore - about whom Love story was written.
AlGore - the inventor of the goddamn Internet.
AlGore - discoverer of Love Canal!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
AL GORE!!!
ha ha
Make me stop!
When Gore kissed her, the Earthquake
Center in Boulder went ape-shit.
Tremors were felt all over America,
but mostly in the south.
The southern woman female vote went
from 58 Smirk to 68 Gore - in seconds!
Clorox stock dropped from 43 to 33 in about 36 hours!!
ha ha
This is too good to be true.
If Gore wins this election because he
kissed his wife, Pigboy is right!
We're all in trouble!
ha ha
The truth is, the voters know Gore's
the only man for the job,
the only man who can continue
this perfect paradise Clinton gave us.
ha ha
You know this is driving them
crazy!
ha ha
Yeah, it's ....driving
them crazy
...ha ha
a-hem...
...sigh,
...choke!
Trouble is,
when they get upset,
they reach for the scope.
...and it's not funny anymore.