Do you own a TV station?
Do you own a radio station?
Do you own a newspaper?
Do you own a news weekly or e-zine?
BartCop will cover BOTH conventions for your news outlet for one
tidy price.
With your press credentials, I can guarantee news-making
interviews!
Hear interviews like you've never heard before.
Have resumes on-line, 215 of 'em.
Can work clean.
Will do live television, live radio, taped interviews or internet
chat.
C'mon, put some spark in that Abe Vigoda newscast you've been
dreading.
Let BartCop give your viewers, listeners or readers something
to shout about.
You won't hear the same boring reports that other reporters will
offer.
Put your convention news in BartCop's hands and get ready for
the feedback.
Expect an extra spark if your demographics tend to vote Cro-Mag.
Nobody can cover a political convention like BartCop!
Celebrity interviews, off-the-cuff debates, on-site, instant
analysis.
Don't wait another day!
If, for any reason you're not happy with the Republican convention
coverage,
will cover the Democratic convention in Los Angeles at no
extra charge,
with BONUS coverage from Las Vegas so we can be sure to cover....
...the odds, ...yes, that's it! The odds as seen
thru the eyes of the Sport's Book!
Guaranteed Results!
Chris Rock did it, and Al Franken did it - the torch is passed!
Watch ratings go thru the roof!
Is your GM on your back to make something happen?
Are you tired of his constant carping and nagging because ratings
are down?
Just hire Ol' BartCop and order the champagne!
If your phones aren't lighting up like Bill Bennett on a Larry
King Live break,
by Koresh, give the word and we'll make your switchboard turn
supernova!
For both conventions, Monday-Thursday hourly recaps - when you want 'em.
No extra charge for covering the all-night Wednesday Republican
meltdown crisis
when the GOP is forced to draft their new
nominee, Johnny McCain!
Added Free Bonus: Former Club-owner experience to explain
the details of
the drug charges leveled against that smirking bastard from Texas.
I gotta be my own man, tho...
I won't sell my opinion for every newt in Idaho.
But if you can live with the truth, we'll get along just fine.
I'll handle my own reservations.
Just get me a check and three press badges.
E-Mail me for details.
Serious inquiries only.