Subject: What the Fuck!!

****Bitch mode ON****

Bart, I'm sure you recall me, I've written to you a few times in the past and most recently
on the subject of being out of work and broke. As I stated in my last letter to you I was able
to make ends meet until the end of September. We are now just about midway. I officially hold
a matter of $30 in my checking account (no savings), no more assets to sell on Ebay, borrowed
all I can from family and friends just to make last months bills. Now I've been on the phone all day
with my creditors explaining how I've been out of work for over a year and how I get told I'm
over qualified to serve fries. But I want to keep my accounts in good standing but need to somehow
lower my payments or postpone them temporarily, make interest payments, whatever...anything.

Every freaking place I call, my credit cards, mortgage, etc all say the same thing..."we're sorry
about your situation but there's nothing we can do as far as lowering your payments. You will
have until the end of the month to pay before it gets reported."

Well thanks for fucking nothing!!! If I didn't give a rats ass about my future and my credit standing
I'd consider going bankrupt and then you heartless jackoffs would get zilch! Hell I'd even go on a
spending spree before hand like most others do when they plan to file. And since I live in Florida,
I can do this and own my home scott free!!!! Hey, if the Kenny boy Lay's can do it, why the fuck can't I?

Why, because I'm just an average Joe doing the best I possibly can to "put food on my family".

My industry (mechanical design/drafting)is in the trash and I'm too qualified to get a minimum wage job,
what the fuck else do they expect people like me to do? I'm already on the welfare deal when it comes
to my kid's school lunches and medical bennies. Federal cheese is next on the dinner menu for the family.

I can't fuckin take it anymore!!!

Blues
 

Blues, I have a few suggestions.

1. Temp work.
   When Von Reagan dumped America into a depression in the eighties, I had just lost my live rock club
   and was 40K in debt and couldn't find a job, so I signed up with the state employment agency.
   Somehow, I set the record on the Oklahoma job placement test. They told me they had never seen
   a hundred percent rating on the written test, and I also passed the coordination test where you have
   to put the round pegs in the round holes.  (This weeds out the druggies.)

   But even after this, they never called me with one job offer - not even loading trucks, so I signed up
   for some temp work. It wasn't bad.  They saw I had an aptitude for numbers and math, so I became
   their best man for these seminar sign-up jobs. People go to a convention, and they'd need someone
   to collect money, make change, cross names off the attendence rolls and run credit cards.

   It didn't pay a lot, but it'd pay like $80 for a half day. That puts food on your family.
   Try that. If you do the first few jobs well, they'll begin to trust you and give you "plum" work.

2. Pizza order taker.
    I work in a finance office. I've had clients tell me they make up to $100 per shift at Pizza Hut
   or Dominos taking pizza orders. It's not glamerous, but it's $100 bucks at a time.

3. Your credit file
    By law, they have to let you put a statement in your credit file. Look in the Yellow Pages under
    "Credit Reporting Agencies" and call each one - tell them you want to put a statement in your file.

    Important: You are NOT under oath when you write this statement.
    I'd recommend you tell them about your wife's miscarriage, your broken back and the sorry tale
    of when the mob kidnapped your kids.  Pile on as much as you think you can get away with.

    At some point, you'll be back on your feet, and when that happens, I have a two-pronged plan:

    Prong A
    Get a thousand dollars. Go to your bank and ask them if they will loan you a thousand dollars
    if you put your thousand in a savings account to use as collateral. They should agree to that.
    Then you take the thousand they give you and apply for a new VISA credit card with companies
    like Providian, Capital One and Colonial. You tell them you want a $300 limit and send them
    the $300 to use as collateral on your news cards. (They report every month to the CB)

    Then you go buy what you couldn't afford since Dim Son crashed the economy.
    Make those three payments in full and on time for seven months, then you will have
    FOUR pieces of current up-to-date credit in your history and then...

   Prong B
   Enter another statement into your credit file, declaring that you are now back on your feet,
   and as you always have in the past, you will be diligent about paying your bills on time.
   Explain that when the economy tanked you had to take a roofing job and that's how you
   fell and broke your back and now you're healed and working and as they can plainly see,
   your recent credit history proves you are back in good financial health and ready to pay
   them their 21%, the gouging bastards.  (Don't include "gouging bastards" in your statement.)

   I hope this helps.  It won't help much today, well the jobs will, but you at least have a plan.
   I did this so I know it works.

   If you want to read this again in the future, remember  http://www.bartcop.com/credittips.htm

   So call some temp agencies and call the pizza delivery places.
   They only expect you to work a month or two, so they don't care if you're over-qualified.

   Good luck, Dude, and hang in there.
   This happens every time a Republican's in the White House.
 

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