1) Drinking Penalties:
If you hear the following words or phrases, take a normal drink:
George Bush:
making progress
Evil (this includes references to “axis of” and “evil doers”)
Terror / Terrorist (pronounced “tour” / “tourist” in Texas apparently)
a dozen different positions
for the middle class
proud to have served
cut his hands off
steady leadership
voted for it before he voted against it
most dangerous man in the most dangerous part of the world
flip-flop
between a man and a woman.
getting rid of all the 527s
any terrorist named "Abu"
mission accomplished
mixed signals
ketchup/Freedom Fries
refuse to ask the French for permission
because God told me to
shove it
sovereignty
...for the sake of the children
my opponent served with distinction
If he speaks Spanish, turn your glass up and
kill your drink.
John Kerry:
...when he was drunker than shit and drove into the trash cans
...similar to Kneel's Asian hooker addiction
been tested under fire
using 'fear' just like the terrorists
draft dodge (er/ing)
lies about the costs of medicare
stock market
under fire
Chalabi
...when he was drunker than shit and challenged #41 to fight 'mano-a-mano'
WMD programs
reporting for duty (kill the drink of the person to your right)
veteran
tax cut’s for the rich (Kerry just bought you a drink - go for it!)
why Mohammed Atta met with Jeb in August, 2001
If he speaks French, pack the kids, we're going
home.
2) Chugging Penalties
The following words or phrases result in chugging your drink:
George Bush:
clearing brush
because they hate our freedom
my brilliant vice president
strategery
talking to the cows
so as not to alarm the children
John Kerry:
cocaine
hated and disgraced all over the world
community service
gilded
pretzels
the word “asshat” (4 shot penalty)
looks like a monkey/chimp
beseech
Awol and deserter
yellow cake
Robin Lowman's abortion
(If Kerry mentions that, I'm taking all subscribers
to Vegas)
Stepford wife (2 shot penalty)
(If Kerry mentions that, I'm taking all subscribers
to Branson)
lying piece of shit
If anyone is censored, classic Corvettes all around
Thanks to Steve!