Why bother?
Gore's going to win this without breaking a sweat.
The GOFP is wetting themselves about a 15 point lead 15 months before the election.
Gore's partner is the best politician of the last 50 years.
Gore's partner admitted getting blown in the Oval Office and his approval rating went up!
Oh, sure, a contest would be great for RL-LNW, but noooooooo.

Besides, Democrats are sooooo boring.
I can't stand to watch a Democrat on a Sunday talk show unless it's James Carville.
I can suffer thru a Democrat if I know Dick Armey or Bob Barr or Koresh forbid Dan Quayle
is up next, but that's as close as I can get to watching a Democrat on TV.

Democrats put me to sleep.

They don't hate gays.
They don't hate blacks.
They don't hate women.

They bore me to death.

...and they're not funny!