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Subject: dinosaurs and Bill Hicks
Once again, I gotta go with the late great Bill Hicks.
" 'You think the world's 12,000 years old?'
'That's right.'
'Can I ask you a question?'
'Sure.'
' "Dinosaur" . I mean, if the world's 12,000 years
old, and the Bible covers it, why didn't someone
bring up fuckin' dinosaurs? Ya think someone would
have brought that up... What's the deal?'
He goes, 'God put those here to test our faith.'
...Does that bother anyone here? The idea that God
might be fuckin' with our heads? Anyone have
trouble sleeping restfully with that thought in their
head? God's running around burying fossils: 'Ho ho ho!
We'll see who believes in me now. Ha ha, I'm a
prankster God. I am killing me, ho ho ho!'
You know? You die, you go to St. Peter...
'Did you believe in dinosaurs?'
'Well, yeah. There were fossils everywher--
(trapdoor opens)
'Aaaaahhh!'
"You fuckin' idiot! God was fuckin' with you! Giant
flying lizards?
You're a moron! That's one of God's easiest jokes!'
'It seemed so plausible. Aaaaaahh!' "
by Mike M