Maybe I shouldn't tell this sick story, but
it's true.
I can't name names, but anyone with 5 minutes
to spare could look this up.
Long time ago, when they were casting the film
"Witches of Eastwick," a casting call
went out for the creme-de-la-creme of
Hollywood's top female stars.
The trick?
To get a female lead in the film, you had to
do a "multiple orgasm" audition for the "producers.".
The top female stars in Hollywood (the story
goes) auditioned by masturbating for the camera
(since a man was in charge, do you think it was
a 90-second audition or 90-minute audition?
If you said 90-seconds, you're too naive
to own a uterus)
It's my recollection that over 200 female stars
"auditioned" for that role.
The parts went to Cher, Susan Saradon and Michelle
Pheiffer.
When those producers have the boys over for their
weekly poker game,
those audition tapes are played and the good
old boys have a really fun time.
...sorry about that, but the point is, all men have that ugly beast.
Why did those men let the beast out?
Because they could!
Koresh, they got paid for doing that.
You women have no clue how many centuries old
your man's libido is.