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Subject: Faun Otter's GOP joke
Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh
and Newt Gingrich are walking down the street
when Limbaugh tells Romney, "You're out of touch with the common
people,
the one's who earn less than a half million a year. You need to connect
with them."
So he takes them into the local McDonalds for lunch. They grab a booth
and after
a while Gingrich asks Mitt what he thinks of the place. "I'm not
impressed.
We've been here ten minutes and not one person has come by to take our
order."
"You idiot," says Limbaugh. "Let me show you how it's done."
He
looks around and sees a drunk woman with bleach blonde hair who is
staggering
about between the tables. She's in four-inch black stiletto heels and
has a red dress
that is so short he can see her underwear.
As
she wobbles by their table, Rush shouts at her, "Hey, slut! Bring me
three
double cheese burgers, three super sized fries and a gallon of Coke, no
ice.
And bring some food for my friends as well, you damned hooker!"
Newt Gingrich looks up and says, "C'mon Rush, that's no way to talk to
my wife."
ha ha
Dude, good one.
All GOP wives jokes are
officially funny until Obama wins the election.
Consider: Between them,
Newt and Pigboy have seven wives, and they
want to lecture ME ( 36 years, one woman) about the sanctity of
marriage?