<Bartcop> after TWO, it's Lewis by a nose
<Bartcop> uppercut is landing on Tyson's chin
<Shade`> It's Lewis by a nose
<Bartcop> uppercut is landing on Tyson's chin
* bacteradio shouts YES!
<Bartcop> Bites = 0 so far...
<bacteradio> thanks Bartcop
<Bartcop> after 3, Tyson's eye is cut, Lewis seems tired, but winning
<(Lost)> I wonder if Lewis's corner is putting tabasco on his ears between rounds now...
<BartCook> Patrick, I just can't believe they are still letting Tyson fight at all...
<AndyMon> where are they fighting?
<Shade`> memphis
<marty> memphis
<Bartcop> 4th round - tyson goes down!!!
<Bartcop> Tyson seems old & Chinese
<Shade`> allright!
<Shade`> his face slipped on a Lewis right, I'm sure...
<Bartcop> Tyson is Lewis's bitch - so far, but Bite still has teeth
<mdelgado> bartcop i mentioned your expression "harder than chinese geometry"
Sidebar: Stolen from Pryor
<FireHeart> Hiya Bartcook
<Lost> Anyone reporting on the fight?
<marty> Bart has been, Fud
<BartCook> Bartcop is calling it for us, Cappa
<Bartcop> 5th round tyson loses it, too
<hholli1> tyson down in the fourth round
<Cappadonna> Hey Guys Whose Watching Tyson/Lewis
<Shade`> fight over?
<Bartcop> Tyson can't reach, can't find Lewis
<Cappadonna> Tyson is getting ass kicked. This is round five's end.
<Bartcop> between rounds, now
<Shade`> is the cut spreading?
<AndyMon> poor mike
<Bartcop> Lewis's corner saying "kill the motherfucker," swear to Koresh
<AndyMon> poor me ($20 lost)
<holli1> so Lewis will win by technicality? that SUX
<Shade`> probably to intimidate him, keep him from trying any bullshit...
<Bartcop> tyson eating leather by the bushel
<Bartcop> "Candy from a baby" the announcers are saying
<Shade`> the longer the beating, the better...
<Bartcop> No, Lewis should knock him out
* bacteradio shouts YES!
<bacteradio> thanks Bartcop
<Bartcop> Tyson is dazed & confused
<Bartcop> Tyson's first day at school
<Shade`> it's time for Lewis to knock Jerry Springer out of the ring once and for all
<Bartcop> Tyson not throwing punches
<Fud-gone> tysons last chance is probably to knaw at Lewis's face
<Fud-gone> munch munch munch
<Bartcop> tyson's dying
<hholli1> LOL fud
<Shade`> and set himself up for a head butt
<marty> maybe a fine chianti & some fava beans, too
ha ha
<Bartcop> after 7, Lewis is mopping the floor [with Tyson]
<Bartcop> Tyson not fighting back, just taking punches
<PatrickS> what's the score, Bart?
<Shade`> sounds like the ref needs to stop it
* bacteradio shouts YES!
<Bartcop> no telling, but I have it 5-2, Lewis rules
<Cappadonna> Tyson just said I want to go home!!! Holy Shit, Lewis is kicking his ass!
<bacteradio> thanks Bartcop
<Bartcop> tyson is scared
<Bartcop> it's over!!!!
<Kai-> welcome to Bartcop Isle
<Bartcop> Tyson bites the dust
<Shade`> TKO?
<Bartcop> tyson goes out a woman
<Snabby> KO?
<BartCook> woowoowoo!!!!
<Bartcop> Major KO
<Shade`> heheheh
<hholli1> what happened?
<PatrickS> YEAH
<Shade`> cool... flattened?
<Bartcop> One hueueueuege right and Tyson ate canvas!!!
<hholli1> ew
<Shade`> allfuckinright!!!
<Bartcop> Tyson's corner was about to throw in towel
<Fud-gone> hahah go lewis man
<Bartcop> it was so bad, there may not be a second fight
<Shade`> they gonna claim foul now?
<hholli1> LewisLewisLewisLewisLewis
* bacteradio YES!!!!!!
<Bartcop> If this was football, it would've been 42-10
<Kai-> so he didn't bite off any body parts?
<Cappadonna> Tyson just got knocked out, Lewis in 8.
<Gordon_Guano> frickin' aye!
<Bartcop> Tyson laying there, BOTH eyes and nose bleeding
<Shade`> damn...
<hholli1> still laying there?
<Fud-gone> holy shit
<BartCook> yayayayayay!!!
<Bartcop> Good night, unsweet prince
<Kai-> lights out!!
<Shade`> I think this was the first time Tyson was up against someone with the potential to really hurt him...
<Bartcop> Lewis toyed with him the last 5 rounds
<Shade`> Holyfield isn't known as a power hitter
<BartCook> Thanks again for the play-by-play Bartcop and Cappa
<Snabby> Indeed
<marty> thanks
<Bartcop> Want to buy a Tyson bobblehead doll?
<Shade`> only if the head swells up
<PatrickS> only if it bleeds from eyes and mouth
<Snabby> But BC, it's broken
<Fud-gone> yeah for sure with all those without HBO and pay per view
<Bartcop> Tyson's eyes swelled shut, he looked 50 years old
<bacteradio> I want to thank you BC for the updates!!! Thanks
<Shade`> his career should be over...
<Bartcop> ...and STILL, the undisputed champ, Lennox Leeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwissssss
<Fud-gone> so Tyson looked like mitch green ahahaha
<Shade`> jolly good, old boy!
<Bartcop> Lennos looked pretty, not a mark on him
<Bartcop> Jim Gray's about to get his ass kicked by Tyson in the smart-ass, after-interview
<PatrickS> Bart, he schooled him
<Bartcop> schooled him & almost screwed him
<Bartcop> Tyson GROVELING!!!!
<Bartcop> "Thank you, Lennox, for giving me chance"
<Shade`> groveling?
<Bartcop> like a girl!!!
<Shade`> oh gawd!
<Bartcop> (no offense to you women)
<Bartcop> he's begging Lennox for another fight, downright BEGGING
<Bartcop> Tyson, "Thank you for giving me a chance"
<AndyMon> what's wrong with him? He lost his mean
<Shade`> Is Lennox saying, "Now run along, that's a good champ, have some tea... nanny will take care of you..."
<AndyMon> this is just sad
<Bartcop> Tyson is wiping sweat off Lewis's face - swear to Koresh
<Bartcop> Gawd, it's worse than sad
<Shade`> oh man, that's... just...
<Snabby> WTF??
<hholli1> If Tyson doesn't KO someone in like ROUND ONE, the other guy will whoop his ass
<Bartcop> "I'm Lennox's good friend, I LOVE HIM and HIS MOTHER!!!"
* Shade` doubles over laughing
<Bartcop> ha ha
<Bartcop> Swear to Koresh
<BartCook> ROFLMAO
<Bartcop> "I have MUCH respect for Lennox, I'd love it if he gave me another shot."
<marty> thought he was gonna eat lennox' children...
<hholli1> ha ha
<Bartcop> Tyson's less dangerous than a priest tonight
<Shade`> be funny if Lewis had a message... " my kids told me to tell you:"
<Gordon_Guano> wha?!!? Tyson has gone off the f-in deep end
<Bartcop> Tyson"I was just kidding about that pre-fight hate"
<hholli1> ha ha
<Bartcop> tomoro, everything I'm saying will be in the paper
<Bartcop> ...if they tell the trooth!
<Midderpidge> did he cry "No Mas?"
<Bartcop> all night, Lewis was jab, jab, jab SMACK!
<Fud-gone> tyson is over the hill, his last chance is gone
<Bartcop> ha ha, they just showed Tyson's bloody face laying on the
canvas
<Bartcop> Tyson begged like Smirk talking to China
<Shade`> we were discussing MWO earlier... you know any of those people?
<Bartcop> ...maybe, ...do you work for salon.com?
<PatrickS> lol
<Shade`> F**K NO!