From the sincere folks at foxnews.com
Online
Rants Not Always Free Speech
Those with quick access to the Internet and the urge to rant online
ha ha
Oh, just suck me.
As the number of Internet users and electronic bulletin boards soars,
ha ha
Make them stop!
Challenge:
Hey, Fox News!
Please supply me with the legal language that would cause you to sue
me.
I'll print it in a milli-fucking-second.
You guys are such total frauds, I suggest you sue me and I'll say up-front
that I won't challenge you in the jury selection process. You sick
bastards
can hand pick a jury of ditto-monkeys and I'll still give you
the red ass
while sipping shots of fine luxury tequila in court.
I'll turn ditto-monkeys AGAINST you, and giggle while I'm doing it.
Seriously,
...in the history of the world wide web, has anyone ever
begged to be sued more than Ol' BartCop?
Witness:
Paul Harvey has sex with horses. He does! Bill Bennett
has a sex past, Laura Schlessinger screwed
every man in southern California (and took pictures to prove it) and
had, what, six abortions?
Ralph Reed beats his baby for crying, and Reagan raped that lady in
Kitty Kelley's book,
Bush paid for an abortion with his 15-year old lover, then went AWOL
duriong wartime, the bastard.
Orrin Hatch is a closet queen who's has dozens of men in his (censored
by the bartcop.com standards
and practices committee) and Rush and Clarence Thomas have been gerbil
buddies since 1991.
I mean - I'm TRYING to get sued by ANYBODY who'll say I'm wrong,
...but funny, ... that hasn't happened.
Could it be because the TRUTH is a valid defense in America?
ha ha
The guilty will grovel before me and beg, but I have no mercy for Nazis.
Give me a jury trial and I can't lose.
You guys are the biggest gaggle of whores ever assembled,
(but we're not including Greta in that) and I can't say it much plainer
than that.