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Subject: Sidestepping the issue
Bart,
Thanks so much for printing my letter.
I wear my "monkey" designation as a badge of
honor.
It was done half in jest.
My sole reason in commenting on your ludicrous
analogy was to plant the thought in your
readers' minds that Israel might be lying as
a means of justifying their naked aggression.
Sound familiar? Thought so.
Whoa! Who are you talking to?
Who just answered your dopey-ass question?
Who thought what was so?
Are you losing a debate with yourself?
You can be very proud of your self-debating skills.
If you have a comment about Israel's "naked aggression," that's fine.
But that's got nothing to do with the subject we were
discussing.
The subject we were discussing was the ability to recognize
when you're unarmed.
Analogies aside, your puerile argument is that if Hezbollah wasn't...yak yak yak.
Don't tell me what my argument is.
I know lots better than you what I'm talking about.
Besides, I'm not sure coherence is your strong suit.
Sometimes, you make Sausolito Jimmy seem rational.
(Just kidding, Jimmy!)
You must get all your information from TV and consider it Gospel.
You must have had it tough growing up.
Is that what causes you to lash out?
Which, of course, is precisely what the Zionist Jews who control...yak yak yak.
Dude, you have a problem with Israel and it's a problem I can't solve.
You're going to have to work this out between the two of you.
Why don't you try reading some books for a change?
Or would that be too taxing for your double-digit
IQ?
...maybe you were dropped as a toddler?
Something can explain your illogical outbursts.
Do you have an early memories ...about ...suing some doctors?
It is much easier for you to simply regurgitate
the "religious fanatic, "
Islamic Fascist, BS you hear day in and day out
on TV.
ha ha
Ol' Bart? Regurgitating Islamic BS?
ha ha
Dude, you are so on-target with that one.
If I was cross examining you, I'd stop right there
I'd remain silent while those words of wisdom rang around the room.
Do I hate Israel or the Jews? Of course not.
ha ha
You? .
But, I don't have any great affinity for them,
either.
What I hate is injustice and oppression perpetrated
by ...yak yak yak.
There you go again.
If we were in the same room, by now I'd have a sign put together that
said,
"Dude, I don't care - stop trying to explain."
I'd sit back and sip tequila
while holding my sign while you continue to quack like a duck.
I also have little respect for those who opine
on human events
without the even a morsel of knowledge regarding
the same.
Dude - thunderbolt - that's why I don't "opine" on the never-ending
circle jerk
Look what the subject does to formerly sane people...
As far as my brain is concerned, I can only quote
Ian Anderson:
"Something must be wrong with me and my brain,
if I'm so painfully unrewarding
... and my zero to your power of ten equals nothing
at all."
You make me quote Joey Ramone. "I Wanna Be Sedated."
However, I wouldn't trade it for yours, and would
wager any amount
you care to part with that in any
intellectual contest, I would make you look silly.
Regards,
Johnny BC
ha ha
No fair beating up the Okie rube with that Mensa brain of yours.
I hope you're able to get off those pain killers real soon
bart.