You know how I tend to obsess over things...
..and you say "You, Bart? Really? Obsess over things?"
Yes, it's true.
Sometimes I get in to something and stay there for long periods.
Someone said the drummer for Garbage (Butch Vig,
Nirvana
producer) was sick
so I looked for some Garbage news and found a list
of the new tour dates.
Whoa!
Kansas City is four hours from K-Drag and St Louis is five hours
from KC.
So I got out the plastic and contacted Ticketbastard.com
bartcop.com will be dark November 27 and 28th while
we see the best
band in the world perform two nights in a row.
It's funny, our actual 25th anniversay is the 20th.
Every year, we've had the great luck to see a great band on or
near our anniversary.
I don't think I wrote about it, but back around 97 or 98, we
paid $225 for front row
tickets to see ZZ Top at The
Brady Theater in K-Drag.
This is a tiny opera house (2800 seats) that Caruso sang in during
the twenties (or whenever he was singing
- they say his ghost still haunts the Brady, so world-famous
K-Drag radio personality Rod D Mercer
invited Teri the ghost chaser to spend the night at the Brady
to check for ghosts)
ZZ Top are OK, for an American band, but Mrs. BartCop likes them.
The best part of the deal
was there's no room in this tiny opera house for all the horseshit
ZZ Top travels with, so there
were no junk cars, no lasers, no dancing girls, no conveyor belts
- just three dudes in blue jeans
playing old-time Texas blues. It was a great show.
After you stand five feet from the band for two hours,
you can't help but have the image burned into your head. We've
all heard the ZZ Top songs a million
times but now when I hear them, I see Billy's bony fingers running
up & down that pearly fretboard.
And now we're getting to see Garbage two nights
in a row, and we've never before seen a band
at their peak a month after their greatest album came out - so
this should really rule.
...oh, and the group the best band in the world is playing with
is ...some band from Ireland.
ha ha
We're paying to see Garbage, and U2
is going to play afterwards - both nights.
Maybe there is a God.
Review of a recent Garbage show in Germany.
Here, in the seedy, sex-obsessed and permanently
rain-lashed German
birthplace of the first wave of gritty,
leather-jacketed British rock'n'roll
(The Beatles played downstairs in the Kaiser
Klub) the wonderfully artificial
Scottish-American confection that is Garbage
triumphed utterly. They were
drop-dead, stone-cold, stiff-quiffed, rock-hard
fucking awesome.
Manson's voice has matured to the point
where she could drown out Slipknot with
her slightest cough. And tonight, with
a confidence that occasionally bordered on
the psychotic, she slaughtered this audience.
With Garbage, you either adore
their wonderfully blasphemous and utterly cynical
mish-mashing of Spector-esque garage-rock,
gay-euro-pop and over-produced
grunge-slick or you are a total moron who
wouldn't recognise unadulterated pop
genius if it walked up to you in the street
and caved your bigoted skull in with a huge
box of top notch Belgian marzipan and cherry-liqueur
chocolates. You deaf scum.
ha ha
Tonight, Garbage met then surpassed all
expectations with blazing renditions of
old faves like 'Stupid Girl' and the awesome
anti-Travis anthem 'Only Happy
When It Rains'. And then delivered versions
of new album stuff like 'Shut Your
Mouth', 'Androgyny' and 'Cherry Lips (Go
Baby Go!)' that sounded like they'd
been polished for years.