Positions Open at bartcop.com

1. Graphic Artist

  You don't have to be Da Vinci or Van Gogh.
  I just need some cartoon people, somebody who can draw
  pictures like in an editorial cartoon.

2. A Basic webhead.

  I need someone who knows how to figure out all the web stuff
  that's over my head, which is pretty much everything.

  For instance, I'm trying to get a morphing program to work,
  but they want me to read the manual and my ADD won't allow it.

  I also will spend a few hundred to get a first class video card.
  I have hundreds and hundreds of little things on videotape.
  Remember when Gore was debating Quayle,  and Quayle said Gore
  "was going to limit jobs" and Gore shot back "we're fixin' to limit two jobs,"
   meaning Butch and Quayle. That was priceless, and we can all watch it
   if I can get my video card working.
 
  I've also got the greatest gut-buster you ever saw.
  There used to be a show called Friday's, which was a SNL clone.

  They did an impossibly funny skit called "The Ronny Reagan Horror Show."
  That clip alone is worth the $300 a great video card will cost.
 
  I need a monster video card, what can you recommend?
  What would be great is if you also had this card,
  and could talk me thru the first few captures.

3. Editors.

The first 140 episodes need massive re-editing.
This is my first chance to correct the horrible spelling errors and grammatical faux pax.
Until now, all I could do was re-edit an entire issue and send it to
Marc to upload, but I didn't want to bother him 100 times.

If you see something that needs fixing, please e-mail me.
I don't want to appear more stupid than my IQ of 64.

If you want to help, do it an issue at a time.
Say, "In Vol 98, you misspelled Reagan in the second piece,"
but keep in mind words such as "hippo-crit" are that way on purpose.
Also, if the story involves Dan Quayle or the word "potatoe," it's not an error.
At bartcop.com, it's impossible to misspell the word "potatoe."

4.  I'm sure I'll need much more help than this.
     If you have any suggestions, send 'em in.