Heather's Punishment Page

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 Picture One
 This picture is a little strange.
 This is Heather at her dentist's office, waiting to get her teeth cleaned.
 No explanation was given, but I understand the dentist
 sold that chair to Larry Flynt for $4500.
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Picture Two
This was taken when Heather was leaving Johnny Depp's Viper Room
in Hollywood. She was drunker than shit on Bacardi 151,
out on Sunset with her publicist Donna Fenner, trying to hitch a ride .
Police reported a seven-car pileup.

 

Picture Three
This is Heather on the Tonight Show.
She told Jay it felt like one of her implants was leaking.
Turns out she dropped some dip on her blouse in the Green Room.

 

Picture Four
This is how Republican's like their women.
Gagged, barefoot and handcuffed to the bed.

 

Picture Five
Heather, dressed up like a pig, apple in her mouth, all ready to eat!
The "Eat Me" was written on the picture by Ms. Locklear, not me.

 

Picture Six
Maybe black just isn't her color.

Picture Seven
Heather used to be a model.
You can tell from this classic "knee crushes breast" pose all the photographers like.

 

Picture Eight
This is a rare picture from before the sex-change operation.
Heather was "Bernard Locklear" until she was 17.

 

Picture Nine
This one's a little fuzzy, but it's her.
She's getting out of Charlie Sheen's Jacuzzi at his 1995 New Year's party.
Why would she allow some strange man to grab her there?

 

Picture Ten
Maybe it's that awful color black again,
but somehow she just looks out of tune when she wears black.
She stands like Superman when the bad guy's shooting at him.

Hang on, only a few more...
 

Picture Eleven
This is Heather, at her pool, eating again.

 

Picture Twelve
Here she is messing around with Pamela Anderson's husband,
the famous and convicted wife-beater Tommy Lee!

 

The Final Picture

 

I think she's been punished enough.
She damn sure didn't want that topless picture out - but it's out.
 
 
 

If YOU know of a Republican woman with low self-esteem,
who needs to be punished, send me proof and I will see to it
that she is punished.
 
 
 

Did you know Shannen Dougherty was a big-time Republican?

She deserves punishment, too.

 

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