Subject: Top Ten Ways Hurricane
season is like Christmas
Number 10: Decorating your outside windows (with
plywood)
Number 9: Dragging out boxes that haven't been
used since last season
Number 8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores
Number 7: Regular TV shows being pre-empted for
"Specials"
Number 6: Family coming to stay with you
Number 5: Family & friends from out of state
calling you
Number 4: Buying food you don't normally buy -
and in large quantities
Number 3: Taking days off work
Number 2: Burning lots of candles
And the Number Omne way Hurricane season is like
Christmas:
At some point, you'l probably have a tree in your
house!
Thanks to Eddy the Okie
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