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Subject: Was Jesus Jewish or Irish?
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH...
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2 . He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to
a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.t,
Thanks to Eddy the Pillar
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