From Volume 103 Please,
Please, Get Up Off Your Knees
I don't think I've ever mentioned the JonBenet murder case.
Can you believe the incompetence of the Boulder cops?
And this is AFTER the OJ Simpson case.
How incompetent can cops BE after OJ?
Don't the cops in Boulder own TV's?
Since the snow outside the house under the windows was intact,
they're CERTAIN that the killer walked through the front door
of the Ramsey house on Christmas Day.
Funny, I know everyone who entered MY house Christmas Day.
I'll bet you do, too.
Can you believe the parents went to sleep Christmas night
and didn't know where their six year-old daughter was?
Shit, I usually know where my CATS are at bedtime.
Experts say the ransom note was written by a fairly
intelligent person with no criminal experience.
1. The note said "We respect you, but not your government."
The murderer respects them?
2. The note said "Get the money from YOUR account."
They care WHERE the money comes from?
3. "Get plenty of rest for the delivery."
Gee, what a nice guy this killer is.
4. "We'll check you for a wire when we meet."
They want to MEET him?
Why not a money DROP, Einstein?
5. "We are a small, foreign faction."
Nobody would call themselves that.
6. The FBI says the perp wrote SEVERAL kidnap notes.
They found the previous versions.
What, the killer thought he'd be graded on neatness?
This case is clearer than OJ.
If the parents didn't do it, they're protecting the killer.
There's a step-teen living in the house, my first guess.
But the Keystone, I mean Boulder cops have cleared him.
The cops feel they have enough evidence to indict the parents,
but the DA says he'll drop the charges if they're filed.
They say the DA is "close friends" with the Ramsey's attorney.
What a mess.
I'll bet the DA is a Republican.
The killer likely will go free unless he/she/they confess.
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