|
|
|---|
|
American Politics Journal Atrios Barry Crimmins Betty Bowers Buzzflash Consortium News Daily Howler Daily Kos Democatic Underground Disinfotainment Today Evil GOP Bastards Faux News Channel Greg Palast The Hollywood Liberal Internet Weekly Jesus General Joe Conason Josh Marshall Liberal Oasis Make Them Accountable Mark Morford Mike Malloy Political Humor - About.com Political Wire Randi Rhodes Rude Pundit Smirking Chimp Take Back the Media Whitehouse.org More Links |
Subject: I need to vent
Bart, I have to vent, and get this off my chest.
After eight years of world-wide misery and suffering
under (R)bush, et al, the Democrats would
have to work really hard to lose to a Republican
in 2008. Really hard! They would have to really
go way out of their way, to lose at this point
in time.
For instance: They would have to nominate a really
young, little known candidate, short on experience.
Check, check, and check. One who could be labeled
as weak on defense and foreign policy, and
perhaps unpatriotic. Check, check, check.
A flip-flopper. Check.
This one would be difficult I know, but, they
would have to nominate a candidate that that was less
popular than their opponent was in the primary,
one who actually lost the popular vote, and the electoral
vote in the primary, thereby fracturing party
support. No way! Right? Check, check, check and check.
Now this one is a real stretch but, you know those
wacky Democrats; They would have to find someone
who could be very closely tied to a radical group
for say like 20 years, preferably a fringe religous group,
that many would find offensive, anti-American,
and way out of the mainstream. Please! Impossible!
Check, check, check, check and check again!
Now this one I know is way over the top, but,
if the Democrats really wanted to lose in 08, they would
have to nominate a virtually unknown Black guy
with a Muslim name, an unknown Muslim father, who
abandoned him, and have pictures of said candidate
posing in muslim garb. Crazy, I know! But sadly again,
alas, check, check, check, check, and check.
You couldn't write a script this bad.
No one would believe it! No one would buy it.
How did the Democratic Party turn itself into
this crazy, clownish, pack of collosal congenital losers?
How? How? OH GOD HELP MEEE!! HOWWWW!!!
exhale....
Thanks for letting me share, I feel a little better
now...
Kip in NJ.
Kip, the good news is we haven't lost anything yet.
Obama could turn out to be badder than James Bond, Superfly and
Shaft combined
but we're not going to know if we've won or lost until election night
- hopefully..
Democrats voted for a "new kind" of Democrat.
Let's hope the country wants change as much as Obama thinks they do.
Send e-mail
to Bart | Discuss
it on The BartCop Forum | Comment
on it at the BartBlog