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Subject: Dr Laura update - and nude photos
Big news, my friend. Dr.Laura got her Harley Trike
delivered yesterday.
She took her first ride with an instructor but
she had a little trouble with the gizmo thing
by her foot that you use to shift the gears or
something. Her instructor was a big strapping lad
with lot's of tattooes. The old girl can't wait
until she understands how to work everything.
No word yet on the color but as she drove by
a construction site all the guys waved at her.
The world is her oyster.
Another update you may not have heard. The old
C will sell anything. Now she has a jewelry line.
She claims to make everything herself. I can
picture her stringing beads and using Elmers glue to
stick on cheap stones. She sells the crap on
her website. Did you also know that she no longer
takes mail from just anyone. Now, in order to
get through to Miss Manners, you have to sign up
to be a member of the Dr. Laura Family before
she'll read your mail. Right after that, I'm sure
she'll send you a catalog of the other crap she's
selling. Nice scam if you can get it.
She also advises her callers to buy not one of
her books, but two of the same book, so's you
and the Mrs. can highlight passages and then
exchange books at the end to what the other highlighted.
That sounds like a fun way to spend one's time.
I will keep you updated in case she wanders into
any biker bars and ends up on the pool table
posing for pictures. I look forward to re-newing
my subscription to Easy Rider magazine in hopes
they will show the pictures of her 60 year old
cans drooping over the handlebars as she's being
railed from behind by some biker gang.
Rude Rich
Click Here
for the Dr Laura "I ain't wearing no pants" page.