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Subject: lefties hate Bart?
My goodness, Bart, what shall we do?
hahahahaha!
I'm a defiant socialist enemy of big business
(though not a communist), a tree hugger, pro-gun control
(within reason), knee-jerk anti-war, social libertarian
(vise may be stupid but it shouldn't be a crime),
economic authoritarian (bring back 100% inheritance
taxes!), Pro-civil rights for all races and creeds
no matter how odd (as long as they're non-violent)
and (mostly) pacifist with a passel of kids at home
(but pro-abortion). But, you know what?
I like you so much I just sent you another check.
Damn, that's a nice thing to do.
Sure, I disagree with your interpretation of the
'ticking time bomb' justification for torture, your laying
the blame for a bought and paid for media on
the Democrats, the pink tutu issues are often more the
fault of the media that lies about what Democrats
have said unless they speak in legalese, and your
frequent moves back and forth in an argument
between what will sell (succeed politically) and what is true
(these are the times when you most often get
accused of flip-flopping). But hey, for a guy claiming a
sub-normal borderline retarded IQ, you do pretty
damn good. haha.
I'd better wait for the check before I straighten you out :)
I am to the left of 99% of these idiots.
You're pretty damn forgiving to let them off by saying they're
frightened (squalling brats is more accurate).
These kids are often too fucking lazy to bother reading
what you actually wrote --hell, they don't bother
to click on the links.
It's true, I often am asked to defend what they received, not what I
sent.
My family has been socialist since the 1930's,
investigated by Hoover's FBI, protested the concentration
camps we put the Japanese-Americans in, been
involved in unionization, civil rights campaigns,
environmental campaigns, protested against every
war since Korea... but we have always voted
Democratic, every last one of us.
You know why? 'Cause we want to fucking
accomplish something in Washington!
Sure, we agree with the Socialist candidate more.
Sure we agree with the Green candidate more.
BUT:
The Socialists didn't get federal protection for
unions, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Greens didn't get us the clean water and
clean air acts, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Socialists didn't get us social security,
medicare, and medicaid, THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Greens didn't get us a ban on CFC's (the
ozone hole cause). THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Socialists didn't get us a federally mandated
minimum wage. THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Greens didn't get an international agreement
banning whaling. THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Socialists didn't get us a progressive income
tax. THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Greens didn't force chemical companies to
clean up their hazardous waste. THE DEMOCRATS DID!
The Socialists didn't create OSHA protection
for factory workers. THE DEMOCRATS DID!
AND not only have the Democrats always done everything
possible to keep us out of war,
but (with the sad exception of LBJ) when they
do fight, they win.
So, whose a fucking LIBERAL-ASS DEMOCRAT? I AM!
And, so are you, Bart, that's why I support you.
--joe in Japan
I always vote a straight Democratic ticket, but saying that can be damned
expensive.
It's part of the new Bizarro world we're stuck in.
.
If you plan to vote Demo in 2008, better keep it to yourself.