I'm fugn tweekt........
I can't get it out of my head....
Maybe it's the mushrooms....but I don't think so....
I keep picturing Bush....reclining on a bed of money....like a fiendish
little Caligula. Surrounded by oiled virgins, he commands teams of
midgets
and animals to perform twisted and perverse hallucinations for him.
(He doesn't do drugs anymore....not for the last 7 years anyway....<cough>....)
Don't get me wrong.I mean....whatever a man and a woman....and another
woman and a midget....do to a donkey....Well....That's their business....Isn't
it?
Then there's McCain....Damn it! He hasn't done a lot to piss me off
yet!
He's not the best person in front of the camera....but at least he's
not
Bush. You can tell he's not used to smiling much...but, then again,
old whores don't giggle much.
Bradley is playing the nice guy. He's a good human being but he isn't
going to cut it this time around. His power base is political, not
public
....I know he's a pretty good guy....but most regular people don't
know who
the hell he really is. He's got a lot of friends in the senate....but
not
nearly as many out on the street.
Gore is an omega male. The Alpha male rules, the Beta male is always
looking
for that opening to overthrow the alpha, but the omega male does whatever
is
needed to promote harmony within the group. Gore has been Clinton's
omega
male for so long that he is not seen as a person of superior strength
by most people.
He's a personality that is trying to ride to the top on the strength
of his name.
Will it work? .....Let's hope not.
He's a golem that will cave in to public opinion every chance he gets.
Sorry to sound so biased....but it's been proven, time and time again.
I'll make a prediction right now.
Bush will be back in Texas by June. Bradley has done what he can to
promote
a much more successful campaign NEXT election....but the numbers don't
look too good for this one. He'll be gone before to much longer.
So let's look for McCain and Gore to fight it out in the last few months.
I'll hang my ass out in the breeze and tell you how I feel.
I'm just sayin'....I'm working up a good head of steam
....So, verily...LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE RANT IS UPON ME.
...I am no longer in control at this point and am an unwilling participant
in this whole impending tirade.
This whole election thingo will chew me up and spit me out....but I
shall
endeavor to persevere because I know that my work might make a difference.
To those I may offend...."If thy eye offend thee....Pluck it out.
If thy ear turns up spurious offerings....tear it off.....and stick
it up your ass."
(Please accept my apologies....but I just got finished telling you that
I wasn't in control here.)
Pray to whatever Gods you wish to know....or Hells you wish to stay
out
of....and know that to stand in my way is to confront Gha' Asheblah.
The Smiter, The Breaker in Pieces, The Disturber of all Things.The
outcome
would be violent....brutal. He would gnaw on your skull and suck the
marrow
from your bones. Then douse your carcass with gasoline and toss you
a match.
Stop, Drop, and Roll, baby.
I don't think it's Gha' Asheblah who's controling The Rant....but he's
always around. I saw him twice today. Sneaky bastard.
I'm just sayin'....
Lo Phat
(P.S. I'm pretty sure that whole last paragraph WAS the mushrooms....<cough>....)
How about you? How do you see this whole fiasco unfolding?
Let me know....I'm listening. Email me with your comments.
I'm just sayin'....