It was the most visually stunning film I've ever seen.
 There is so much on the screen it looks like ten years work and hundreds of millions of dollars.
 You've seen the previews - it's a spectacularly visual film.

 It's also the most violent movie I've ever seen.
 There was more blood spilled than Scarface, both Godfathers and Saving Private Ryan combined.
 I think Sam Peckinpah directed the final scenes.

 There were rival armies battling, demons from hell, Earth creatures, fire creatures, cut-throats,
 murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers,
 snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers,
 horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

 I'd never read any of those books (no Superman? no Batman? Forget it) and it still made some sense.
 I gotta get me one of those fancy rings so I can disappear when I need to.

 But wouldn't Curse of the Rings be a better title?
 I thought of the Bush Family Evil Empire when they spoke of "pure evil" seeping into everyone's lives,
 and how they were battling for the existence of mankind, itself, just like what we're doing today.

 I caught a lot more Zeppelin references, too.
 Early in the film, they're getting high and you see the "rings of smoke thru the trees,"
 Plus, the "all that glitters is gold," seemed to fit the ring's nasty-ass powers.

 "The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black," is kinda obvious.
  Same for, "So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains."

 ...being easily scared,  I thought the ring wraiths, riding in black, were extra creepy...

 Those devil riders were riding devil horses,
 But Gandolph the Wizard appeared with his Black Magik...

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 He wasn't scared of no nasty-ass evil demons.
 Gandolph had a secret weapon:  his bad-ass laser light saber!

  Lots of people talking, ...few of them know,
  Gandolph kicked ass in the valley below.

 The demons were banished.
 All the demons from hell, Earth creatures, fire creatures, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters,
 desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents,
 Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes,
 train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists - all gone!.

 They all got the beatdown put on them by Gandolph and his bad-ass light saber.

 Good movie!