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Those Lying NRA Handjobs
 
The NRA has been calling the house constantly.

I ignored them for the first few days, then I started picking up and hanging up,
but they kept calling (even tho I'm on the no-call list) so finally I answered.

The young-ish sounding girl (who probably really needs this job) said to me:
"Have you heard about the United Nations plan to take away our guns?"

I thought, "That's so fucking stupid."

The UN isn't taking anybody's guns and Wayne LaPierre knows it.
Obama isn't taking anybody's guns and Wayne LaPierre knows it.
Nobody is taking any guns from anybody and Wayne LaPierre knows it.
Trust me, I'll be Pope Bart the First before the UN takes away anybody's guns.

Too bad the NRA can't speak honestly about their position.
Their position is they think this guy...



...should have the right to buy Glocks with 31-round clips.

Remember that lying SOB, Charlton Heston?


"You can have my musket when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

Hey asshole, NOBODY wants to take your damn musket.
Michael Moore doesn't, Kucinich doesn't, hell I'll bet the Brady Foundation doesn't
want to take your little toy musket - but the truth is not your friend so you have to lie.

If Heston and the NRA were honest, (Should I bother to finish this sentence?) they
would say, "You can have my assault rifle after I mow down Columbine High."

The bait and switch - it's a staple when you're a lying whore.

How can Okies and gun owners be so gullible?
Would they buy anti-Obama turds for $1,000 a piece?
Would they buy anti-Obama tin foil hats for $2,000 a piece?

The NRA is a lying whore organization and I dare anybody to say they aren't.
The NRA doesn't care about gun rights or freedom or any of that crap.
They exist to make money and they do that by scaring the stupidest people.

Granted, in America that's maybe 150 million people so the NRA is very wealthy.
If the NRA had any credibility, (Should I bother to finish this sentence?)
why would they have to lie about this "secret UN plan" to grab our guns.

I wish some monkey with something to lose would debate me on this subject.

BTW, the call ended when the needs-this-job victim said, "Would you listen to
a one minute recording by Wayne the Liar? and then answer one question for me?"

I said, "I own guns, but the NRA is crazy" and hung up.

The NRA - they give gun owners a bad name.

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