Just five days after bashing George Bush and praising Bill Clinton
for fending off
conservatives, in a performance at a Democratic fundraiser reported
in the June 28
CyberAlert, Bill Maher took his act to a wider audience on NBC’s
Tonight Show.
Asked by Jay Leno about why he performed at the fundraiser, the
host of
ABC’s Politically Incorrect replied: "I did it because it was
the last time I
was going to be able to pay tribute to Clinton."
Maher added a bit of info not included in
the Reuters story about the fundraiser
which the June 28 CyberAlert quoted: It took place at a place
called The Garden of Eden,
which Maher described as "a sleazy disco."
How appropriate for Clinton.
Here are some of Maher’s other comments on
the June 28 Tonight Show,
as taken down by MRC intern Michael Ferguson:
-- "I gave him a very glowing introduction because
I think this guy, when history looks back,
will -– and I don’t agree with him always politically, but the
way he stood up to that impeachment
nonsense, I think he changed this country. And I think someday
they will name high schools after
him and kids will proudly play for the Bill Clinton Fighting
Cocks, Jay, and I mean that."
-- "I truly believe he changed the country
with that, just the way, you know, Betty Ford put
a face on breast cancer or Kitty Dukakis on alcoholism, and I
think Dan Quayle on mental
retardation, also. I think he made it that this country will
look at adultery differently."
Leno: "And oral sex."
Maher: "He put a face on that frequently,
Jay."
-- Leno, referring to Bill Clinton: "Do you
think he could get reelected?"
Maher: "I think people would definitely
reelect him, but they won’t admit it because, you know,
that thing he did with his [points to his crotch]. You know.
How awful. The moral monster, you know.
I love that -- ‘what do we tell the children?’ That kind of nonsense.
I would have told them the truth. Some
very bad men made the President feel guilty about." [raises
arms]
Leno: "Let’s ask the audience. Let’s see.
How many think Clinton would get reelected today.
Applause. [Audience applause.] How many say no, would not get
reelected.
[Slightly more audience applause.]"
Maher: "I’m telling you, a lot of that is
hypocritical, I think. I do."
Leno: "You can’t go, ‘A lot of that
is hypocritical.’ You just took a vote."
Maher: Yeah, but people say one thing and
feel another. People say one thing and do something else
in the voting booth. Do you believe sex surveys? You believe
people tell the truth when they’re on the
phone being asked, ‘How many times do you masturbate.’ Oh yeah,
let me tell you."
Leno: "You know, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten
that call. Do you get that call a lot?"
-- "You never know who’s going to come out
a good kid.
Kids grow up in rotten homes and come out good, and they come
up in good homes
and come out bad. Families are like that. You could take two
people, I mean
George W. Bush and Drew Barrymore were both happy kids. They
grew up happy kids.
No, they did. Their lives came out okay. They’re from legendary
American families.
They couldn’t be more dissimilar, except for the booze and the
coke.
I’m not saying they have nothing in common."
At a Democratic fundraiser last weekend featuring Bill Clinton,
Bill Maher, host of ABC’s very
politically correct Politically Incorrect, uttered what Reuters
described as "below the belt attacks"
on George W. Bush and claimed Clinton’s opponents are "jealous"
of him and he "‘had the strength
to fight the battles that this country needed to have fought’
with one hand while he ‘beat off
the harpies who hated him succeeding with the other.’"
The aforementioned Rich Noyes alerted me to
a Reuters story dispatch about the June 23 event
in Los Angeles and I could not find any other stories anywhere
about Maher’s liberal diatribe.
Here’s an excerpt from the June 24 Reuters
report by Steve Holland, which began with a questionable premise:
Democratic fundraisers featuring President Clinton are typically
polite affairs with plenty of criticism
of Republicans but not usually below-the-belt attacks.
Then along came comedian Bill Maher of ABC's Politically Incorrect
show.
Republican George W. Bush, Maher said on Friday night, was "drunk
until he was 40."
"This guy is not that bright. I asked him recently, ‘Have you
ever had an SUV?’
And he said, "No, but it's a good idea to get tested.’"
All this was by way of raising $75,000 for the Democratic National
Committee
in one of 10 money-raising events Clinton is attending in three
days to bring in about $4 million....
Maher usually dishes it out to all sides in his comedy routine,
but on Friday night, as the headline act
for a DNC reception, he gave high praise to Clinton and blasted
Republicans for pursuing various
scandals against him and his wife, Hillary.
"History will show itself to be grateful for the effort and the
fortitude and, I hope, mindful of the
sacrifices that he has made," Maher said. "I know politics is
rough for everybody's who's in it, but this
man has taken more crap and been more gracious about it than
anybody who has nuclear weapons
should ever be asked to," he said.
"I mean, we know they're jealous of him. I like him and I'm jealous
of him.
But you know, you can imagine what it's like for some pencil-necked
freshman Republican geek
from East Nowhere?" Maher asked.
Clinton, he said, "had the strength to fight the battles that
this country needed to have fought"
with one hand while he "beat off the harpies who hated him succeeding
with the other."
The crowd roared its approval....