>From: sgmarcot@ix.netcom.com
>Subject: Disgusted
>You are as funny as Limbaugh and have half his intelligence.
>Remove my name from your e-mail list.
>I demand it.
>S. S. Marcotte
It doesn't work that way.
You have to put "Nancy Reagan" in the header
or the newsletter keeps coming for at least a year.
You could've been a nice guy about it, but no, you had to be a prick.
I never asked you to sign up, anyway.
You wrote to ME, remember?
What are you, some kind of sadist?
ha ha
No, I'll bet you're a monkey-spank!
>From: sgmarcot@ix.netcom.com
>CC: abuse@netcom.com
>Subject: Very Disgusted
>I will not indulge in your juvenile word games.
>You are a weird, crude, disgusting degenerate not fit to enter a home
via e-mail.
>I demand you remove my name from your e-mail list.
>S.S. Marcotte
ha ha
What a moron.
You're running to Netcom's abuse people?
ha ha
What did you tell them?
"Hi, I'm a fucking moron.
I signed up for BartCop's newsletter,
and he sent it to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Lawdy, Lawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody hep me!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody hep me, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease"
What an incompetent dork.
Let me guess: You're a lawyer, right?
ha ha
Nothing's more fun than making a lawyer eat it.
ha ha
Hey, SS-boy, you gonna send the Netcom police to arrest me?
I hope they don't come with revolvers, because The Baby holds
14,
ha ha
I'm serving you notice, SS-boy.
If you send one more piece of e-mail to my address,
I'm going to send the bartcop.com police after you!
ha ha
Shaking like a bunny,
BartCop