mail1123

Subject: Gorp & Burp

Okay, we (rest of world) finally have it figured out. Like enough already.
This is nothing more than a clever US plot to ensure that neither Gorp or
Burp set their buns down on the big burgundy easy in the Oval Office.
Gotta admit though, you guys are pretty good and almost had us fooled.

Here we thought it was all about the Dems and Repubs doing their
Hatfield-McCoy thing when really it was nothing more than a diversion to
keep the robot and the moron away from anything sharp in the kitchen.
How do you guys co-ordinate this amongst 100 million voters?
Little wonder the US rules.

But...........it's not going to work.
We know the rules and you have to pick one of them.

Therefore, and respectfully, (now that hurt our throats), we suggest that
they exchange wives and move away to an island. Think about it, the drunk
is now married to Tipper, and the sourpuss is married to Pickles!

Why couldn't I think of this shit before the election?

Meanwhile, Bill's agreed to run things. Admit it, y'all love it.

Coach Canuck

From: glensmith@mindspring.com

Subject: Rush's Draft Deferment

Based on his ailment, shouldn't his name be Lush Rimboil?

Glen

From: mbatchelor@hits.att.com

Subject: Countdown to the SCI-Funeralgate trial

Hey BartCop,
I think you should add a counter to your website, counting down
the days before the SCI Whistleblower case in April (see the attached
article).It is becoming increasingly clear Bush had a major hand in this
debacle, and may have already LIED under oath about his role. We need
to build interest in this story so there will be no way the GOP can sweep
this under the rug.

Remember Whitewater!

J. Mark Batchelor

From: PBales@sag.com

Subject: Los Angeles Report

Bartcop,

I drove by the Federal Building in Los Angeles on Saturday and was
shocked to see over 300 Nazis demonstrating at the "Gore" Rally.
There were Probably less than 100 Democrats there,
so I decided to stop and help the good guys.

It turns out that the Repugs were bussed in by the NRA and other hate
groups (presumably in Ryder trucks) and may have been paid to attend,
because at 3:00 pm sharp they folded up their sheets and disappeared.

The Dems stayed until 5:00 pm and, based on the honks from the passing
cars, had most of the public support (although it was fun to watch the
drivers of beat up pick-up trucks flipping us off).
Nonetheless, it was pretty disheartening to see how well-organized the
GOPropaganda machine is...especially in liberal Los Angeles.

Keep up the great work!

Paul Bales

From: stubby_rodriguez@yahoo.com

Subject: Gays and religion

Jesus said "I tell you, in that night there shall be
two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the
other shall be left." (Luke 17:34) This doesn't
sound like the words of a raving homophobe.

In fact, it is the only reference I have founnd in which Jesus
even came close to discussing homosexuality.
If it isn't Jesus that creates such hatred of gay men, what is it?

Stubby

From: tweatherred@earthlink.net

Subject: Be Careful What You Name Your Son

After reading a good interview with Janet Reno (a true champion of family
values) in this Sunday's Parade Magazine, I noticed that Sen. Arlen
Specter (R-Penn-is) had at first wanted to investigate the attorney
general for being too lax with Wen Ho Lee, then, after the government's
case collapsed, wanted to investigate her for being too harsh. I came to
the natural conclusion that he is just an asshole.

But it did get me to thinking, why do so many Republican assholes have names
that are strange, to say the least: Arlen, Strom, Orrin, and Newt, for starters
(and their supporters laugh at blacks who name their sons Je'quan, as if it were
any worse)? So to all you Repugs out their, if you actually take enough time
out from trumpeting your support of His Fraudulency to concieve a son,
please give him a reasonable name like Barry or even Lowell so that we can
actually return to civilized politics in this country.

--Ted

From: killian@mnsinc.com

Subject: About reading voter intent...

There have been a lot of comments from Republicans on how it is
impossible to divine voter intent as if it is proof that the recounts are flawed.

If it is impossible to have an opinion on the intent of another then we have to
drop the criminal charge of first degree murder and drop the charges down to
involuntary manslaughter for any defendant that says "I didn't mean it."

Or perhaps all murders would be "accidents" since we can not know the
intent of the murderer and have to assume it is exactly what they say it is.
Not their "intent".

William Killian