NANCY THINKS DUBYA IS STRICTLY BUSH LEAGUE

                         A Presidents Day poll puts the U.S.A.'s favorite all-time
                         prez of all time at Ronald Reagan. Which brings me to my
                         first tasty tidbit. Which will be denied. But, kiddies, trust
                         mother. I'd bet my hairpiece on it.

                         Nancy is disthrilled with the White House's newest
                         occupant. Not enamored of him, didn't vote for him, and,
                         while everyone gives George W. high marks, she calls him
                         "The village idiot." And that's one of her nicer names.

                         It's rooted in Bush Sr. She always felt President Bush the
                         elder was not sufficiently worshipful or loyal to Ronnie and
                         had almost nothing to do with him after he, Bush, ascended
                         to the throne. She smarted over the fact that, until Bush the
                         elder had trouble campaigning for his own presidency, he
                         never reached out to Reagan. Result? She is saying vile
                         things about the son.

                         Hell hath no fury like a first lady scorned.