Not quite Monkey mail

Subject: Bart - wheres your ideas? alternatives?

Dude, you have come to the right place.
I have opinions on everything and I love a good throw down.
 

a friend recommended your site to me however...
all i found was a run of the mill bash bush site. 

Hey, ...we may be no-talent posers, but don't say we're like the others.
Actually, most anti-Bush sites on the web are better than this one,
but we pride our Tequila Treehouse as having more fun than other sites.
 

not hard to make one of those... 
post comics, between partisan stories and repeat.

Cool! 
Can I get the link to your easy-does-it, ground-breaking web site?
 

what is you vision? 

ha ha
I can tell you're a Bush fan.
 

is it just inane bashing? 

I have always been a friend to the inane.
Hell, I'm speaking to you...
 

all you will mold is a soft mind. 

I can't imagine what those words might mean.
 

guess thats all it takes for some. haha

Good one, Dude.
 

some more questions to answer...

Cool! Let's see who can go the longest.
 

-the WMD claim.... is dead and doesnt have to be answered... 
pre war it was consensual to both parties.. read here...
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/pol/110259577.html  are they all liars? 

ha ha
I don't play that.
I refuse to chase the wild, aquatic fowl.

If you have something to say, say it.
You can back it up with that link, but I'm not taking every exit offered to me.
If you have something to say, say it.

Whatever your link says, Democrats didn't scream, "We gotta go right now!"
That was your boy, your side, your fuck-up.
 

-the iraq war resolution was made in congress - not just by bush himself - all of congress voted for war.

OK, that's one for you.
The lily livered, scared bunny Democrats failed to stop Bush when they could have.
When you argue with me, I always admit when you got me and you got me on that.
 

-if bush lied about the WMDs

ha ha
Stop it.

"If it was cold in Gunnison, Colorado last night..."
ha ha

Gunnison Weather    at: 8:55 pm MST F° | C° 

Currently:  -9° 
Fair High:  14° 
Low:          -28 

ha ha
Yep, Bush is a liar, all right.
 

- did Clinton lie when he justified the bombing of Iraq in fear that Saddam had WMD
- OPERATION DESERT FOX -  http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/desert_fox/

Did Clinton lie?
No.

ha ha
Did you think I was gonna say, "Yes, he did?"

Why would he?
He's not a greedy, billionaire oil man with a delusional obsession with achieving mythical godhood status.
 

-also - as a democrat or whatever you are what does your party have to offer? 

Peace and prosperity, like we had under the last Democrat.
Surpluses, nobody dying in fake Bush wars, the WTC still intact
and Bush's ass behind bars after we impeach him for war crimes and 2130 murders.
We have lots to offer..
 

only doom and gloom and whining reactionary.

Damn, you caught me again!
ha ha
Dude, are you a lawyer? 
 

-name an AMERICAN company that can handle the operations that Haliburton is undertaking. 
can they put out oil fires? do we outsource this operation? or go with a trusted one... 
which Bill Clinton awarded a no bill contact to in bosnia.
 

Poppy Bush was running the CIA under Ford, that's 30 years ago.
For all we know, Poppy Bush has been running Planet Earth for the last 30 years.
He illegally became president in 1981 and held that position for 12 years.

So yeah - it's possible that nobody but Halliburton has gotten these mega-billion dollar
contracts for so long that few other teams have the experience to keep up with them.

That's why we taxpayers are buying $5,000 coats of paint for Afghan schools 
that Halliburton is billing to us for $500,000.
 

bartcop - you can do better

No, I can't.

ha ha

That's my second favorite Rush the Pigboy quote.
One day, he was screaming obscenities at some made-up, composite poor black woman
with kids when a Republican lady called his show and told him to stop it.

"You're better than that!" she said.

"I am not!" protested the vulgar Pigboy.

ha ha

I thought I was gonna die.
Salute to Roseanna Roseannadanna.
The vulgar Pigboy, guaranteeing the caller that he was, in fact, a vulgar Pigboy.
 

(name calling has gone the way of the dodo)

Apparently, so has snappy writing.

best
p-
 
 

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