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Subject: Obama is Kerry?
Bart, Obama is the next Kerry.
The FACTS and EXIT POLLS say that America is still
racist.
Don't blame me, I just want to win.
But the FACTS point to Obama not being able to
carry the
white "hard working" vote, which means he CAN'T
win.
Usually we treat this as a joke, but it's a joke
that could screw us crazy.
Any mention of the facts about race in the contest,
if spoken by a Clinton, is racist
and that joke is as stupid as saying Charlton
Heston hated guns.
What if some hot, new gunslinger challenged Heston
for the presidency of the NRA,
but the only way he could pull it off was to
make Heston every gun owner's nightmare?
On one hand, the idea would be too retarded
to even entertain,
but what if someone tried it and, with the help
of America;s whore media,
was able to convince enough not-paying-close
attention voters?
On the other hand... the fact that Obama
got black America to testify against the Clintons,
that's something that I would've bet heavily
could not happen - I would've been dead wrong.
A year ago?
If you came to me and said, "Bart, even
odds, I'll bet you $500 that one year from today,
the Clintons' approval ratings with blacks
would be less than ten percent..."
I would've refused that bet - unless you agreed to bet at least $2500.
I would've bet that there was no man or
no news story or no lie that could ever make
black America disown the very best friends, friends
with power, that they ever knew or had.
<Bart does a sad shot...>
He'll put up a valiant, eloquent "fight", but
he can't win, and like Kerry, I don't think he's supposed to.
This country runs for the enrichment of the
haves, not the rest of us, if history is any indicator.
Media Clinton Hate won't let the person who can
win run, so we get The Agent of Change which
will really end up putting McSame into office,
thereby keeping the money flowing to the haves.
Call me crazy, but that's how I see it happening.
Anybody have a better explanation in Bartland?
Dennis in Oregon
Dennis, it appears that the whore press has cast this Fall movie
as, "that ultra-radical
"Muslim Hussein Obama"
will run against "America's greatest war
hero," Bubbles McCain.
The same whore press that screwed Gore out of victory,
and screwed Kerry out of victory,
has lined up behind Obama and nobody sees a screwing coming but
Ol' Bart?
It's a curse - always being right.
Between now and November, we're going to hear "radical
terrorist Hussein Muslim" 10,000 times.
I hope Obama is up to the bloody knife fight the lying whore
media has set up for him.
But you know what the worst part is?
If Obama loses, which I don't expect at this point, I'll get mail saying,
"Bart, why didn't you warn us that the Democrats
were going off a cliff?"
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