Subject: that slut Paris Hilton
Bart, you wrote:
> For some reason, people think it's
incredibly clever to repeat the idiotic phrase,
> "Paris Hilton is famous for being famous."
> Tell me, what is Cindy Crawford famous for?
Modeling
Really?
Are you a gambler?
Want to give me $1
for every American magazine cover Paris Hilton has been on the last five
years,
and I'll give you $5
for every American magazine cover Cindy Crawford has been on?
Got wallet?
> What is Jennifer Aniston famous for?
Acting
> What is Marilyn Monroe famous for?
Acting
Actually, no.
They're famous because they are/were attractive
women
whom horny men posed in front of a camera.
Again, want to gamble?
When I saw Slutis Hilton being whisked away in
the police car with that
crybaby face, well, let's just say that I had
multiple orgasms.
Sal
Sal, I believe you - and some people think Paris has a weird sex life.
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