Every Tuesday night, it's poker at the D'Amato clubhouse.

Tonight, Al's guests are Pat Buchanan, Dan Quayle,
Rush Limba and various ADM board members.

Buchanan: I've got a killer joke:

Rush:    Again? Let's play cards, instead.

Buchanan: No, wait! It's a GOOD one.
                What do you call a undertaker in Washington DC?
                Give up?

                 An opportunist!

Quayle: I don't get it.

Rush:    Can't we just play poker?

Buchanan: What? I thought you liked a good joke.

Rush:     I do. Got any?

Buchanan: Ok, OK.. Here's one...
                What's the difference between an Indian Reservation
                 and the surface of the moon?

                You can't sell blankets on the moon!

Quayle: I don't get it.

Rush:   Your jokes suck, Pat. At least my jokes are funny.

Buchanan: Oh, sure, Mr. Nazi Bigshot.
                You're a big, fat nothing in this party, Rush.
                How many primaries did YOU win?

Rush:    None, but that's only one less than you, and you ran.

Quayle:  I got a joke! I got a joke!

D'Amato:  Shut up, Loser.

Quayle:  That's uncalled for, Senator.

Buchanan:  So, let's hear your funny joke, Limba.

Quayle:  I got a joke, I got a joke..

ADM Bagman:  Danny, here's $500.
                        Shut the fuck up.

Buchanan: OK, we want to hear your funny joke.

Rush:     Ok. Have you heard about the new Rwanda doll?

             You wind it up, and it gets cholera!

Buchanan:  Damn, ....that is funny.

Quayle: I don't get it.

Buchanan: You tell jokes like that on your radio show?

Rush:    Sure.
             My sheep let me get away with murder.
             Christ!
             I once said Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

All:     (laughs)

Buchanan: I'd be too ashamed to tell jokes like that.
                SHIT!
                I couldn't face myself in the morning.

Rush:     Do what I do.
              Sleep till noon.

All:     (laughs)

Buchanan: You got any more?

Rush:    Sure.
            When I was twelve, my dad asked me if
             I knew about "the birds and the bees."

Buchanan: What happened?

Rush:    I said "No, but I know about Mom and the butcher."
 

That bastard beat me for two weeks...