You put your stylus in,
 You pull your stylus out,
 You put your stylus in,
 And you punch Buchanan out.
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey
 And you turn the count around,
 That's what it's all about!

 You put the Gore votes in,
 You pull the Bush votes out,
 You put the Gore votes in,
 And you do another count.
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey
 And you turn the count around,
 That's what it's all about!

 You bring your lawyers in,
 You drag the whole thing out,
 You bring your lawyers in,
 And you put it all in doubt.
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey
 And you turn the count around,
 That's what it's all about!

 You let your doctors spin,
 You let the pundits spout,
 You let your retirees sue,
 And your people whine and pout.
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey
 And you turn the count around,
 That's what it's all about!

 You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
 You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
 That's what it's all about!