postdeb

bartcop:
gens, can you open the gates?

genslab:
shoulbe up now

justfred:
Bird....I want to talk to you for a bit.

TheGline:
Here we are

justfred:
Hiya, Bart

worstnightmare:
WAY TO GO BIRD!!!!!!!!!! (except for the homo friends part)

Dr_Tobor:
good going bartcop!

Anonymous:
BC, the bloody ears go to you-

bartcop:
I'd like to apologize for the manners, I thought Bird would turn prick
and I'd have to nail him, but he was pretty nice

rss(rss):
Bird has no clue why this country was founded, what a joke.

guest_cultof7:
Bird - if homosexuals are sinners - what are Hermaphrodites?

TheGline:
Bird, when you said that you don't want the law preventing you from praying, why did you
lie? Because you know full well that it's impossible to prevent prayer.

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
I have the COMPLETE transcript. I'll get it to you ASAFP, BartCop! :-)

genslab:
even guests can post now

guest_cultof7:
can they marry?

MiaKulper:
ha ha... Birdy really can cut&paste!

luminin:
no sense of histroy either

Dr_Tobor:
shit, he cut and pasted every fucking thing

guest_Hawk:
No Contest > TKO Bartcop

Anonymous:
except he dodged the issues.

justfred:
He didn't get a pair until the debate was over, Bart....don't worry about it.

rudeboy:
I hope a copy of the transcript will be posted, got herelate

Robert_Ingersoll:
A shot of Chinaco for Bartcop!

RoyalBob:
hi bc bill in k.c. here--good job

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
BIRD, could you have POSSIBLY CUT AND PASTED any MORE, you chickenshit BITCH?!

Anonymous:
And WHY am I coming up as anonymous???

GlennMac:
I can't believe Bird doesn't know about RR's crimes. I'm younger than him and I knew it:)

justfred:
Dunno, Anonymous....who are you?

genslab:
who are you?

guest_cealie:
Hey bird, Jesus said love your enemies. Remember Jesus?

justfred:
That is because you study, Glenn

rudeboy:
Selective amnesia

RoyalBob:
so Robert Ingersoll is here twice, I see

Anonymous:
killjoie.

TheGline:
For Bird not to know about Reagan's Dodge is either calculated ignorance
or a clear sign of what a twit he is.

luminin:
or NIXON or EISENHOWER

skewthat:
I caught the end. how was the begining

Scrodd:
can we chjat now?

BootNewt:
Bird didn't know about the pardons - shouldn't he say to BartCop,
"A thousand pardons!"?:)

kwawin:
this debate was kinda like Godzilla vs Barney

Robert_Ingersoll:
Bart went easy on him after Bird admitted to not knowing much
about ever having a blowjob.

X_L:
Hey BartCop, I pinched your football scoring to score the debates. Every point I assigned
to either of you is in the forum. Final score was Bartcop: 40, The Bird: 3

guest_Hawk:
Did you ever get a blowjob > What a great question

Scrodd:
man BIRD plays ignoramus anytime he is cornered?

genslab:
i dunno may be when you logged in..

killjoie:
there, that should be better.

TheGline:
If I found out one of my opponents had never gotten a knobber, I'd feel bad for him, too.

X_L:
I'm a total bastard, and even I admit to pitying Bird over that.

Dr_Tobor:
shit, people like bird love to hold reagaon a pedestal..to say that they are ignorant of his
crimes is a crock

justfred:
Most right wingers do, Scrodd

worstnightmare:
Admit it. The lowered expectations thing turned this into a rout for Bird.

Merytneith:
There seems to be quite a few ppl who know less about the times they lived thru than
those of us who're too young and just read it in the history books... bird being one

RoyalBob:
has everybody seen bird's mug on his website?

guest_cultof7:
"Reagans Crimes"??? PLEASE... i dont recall Clinton's Cock coming up ONCE during the
Iran/Contra scandal. Sheesh.

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
bartcop... before you go... can you believe the media has actually gone with the Smirk
Drunk Driving story?

skewthat:
I thought BC should of mentioned all the Chickenhawks when bird when on the miltary
attack

TheGline:
The BartCop snare yanks again.

killjoie:
Jesus... even *I* know about reagan and so on, but what really was frustrating, was that
he never gave a straight answer to ANYTHING, damn you bird.

Zomar:
I've run into kids like birdy - all full of daddy's repug ideas; no memory of Reagan's
debaucles.

TheGline:
HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN THE NEWS? BUSH COPPED TO HIS DWI.

Scrodd:
so what do you all think of Smirk's DUI?

justfred:
Lowered expectations? You mean we all assumed that bird was an idiot to start with???

trollopinpaisley:
BC, can i be one of your Homo Friends?? *) hey bird, nice rapier wit.

skewthat:
Man thats great

X_L:
I don't care how low your expectations were for Bird, he failed to meet them :P

vegasjf:
At least we now know that Birdie boy is a baby killer

Robert_Ingersoll:
MILITARY <<<<LOL>>>>>>

TheGline:
Gore had no comment... hee hee!

Robert_Ingersoll:
INDIAN..........

EnoMan:
Has everyone heard about Smirk's DWI?

Scrodd:
what do you think will happen?

killjoie:
he was the shrub, for this debate.

guest_cealie:
hahaha MILITARY

luminin:
NO

justfred:
I want to talk to that boy about the military...what the hell does he know?

TheGline:
I think the whole solar system knows about Smirk's DWI by now!

luminin:
GIVE GIVE

guest_Hawk:
Now we know why Pigboy never debates

bartcop:
next time, if we could find a more knowledgable consrvative who was a prick,
it would be more fun

guest_cealie:
Yes, DUI hit the news

guest_cealie:
about freaking time

skewthat:
For smirk honor and dignity come in a bottle

genslab:
thanks bc says he got one

vegasjf:
Hey Birdie, how come only conservatives get the good looking girls?

Scrodd:
i have been on the dittochimp channels and they're all spinning the shit out of it

X_L:
Heh, apparently no one wrote "Let's talk about the state of our military"
for him to cut and paste.

Zomar:
When the hell are they gonna bring up the AWOL thing?
that's more important than the DUI...

onehandle:
Mothers Against Drunk Driving are gonna roast smirk tommorow

GlennMac:
BTW...about that bible quote...the "left-right" wing idea started in the
British legislature in the 1800's

TheGline:
Bartcop: You sound like Diogenes searching for an "honest man"...

Dr_Tobor:
mr conservative was running his dick sucker bart

TheGline:
Scrodd: DO TELL!!

justfred:
Obviously he has never seen my wife, Vegas

Dr_Tobor:
challenge him

kwawin:
i think mr cons or worstnight should face bart!

Scrodd:
saying it will make a man out of bush now that he confessed

X_L:
Bird spent the first half of the debate agreeing with everything Bartcop said.
Kinda like Bush in the second debate.

BSmasher:
bart you will have to post under a differnt name

TheGline:
Scrodd: *BOL*

guest_dingleberry:
"I don;t know about Reagan. I'm too young to read."

rudeboy:
This may be the crack in the damn and Georgoe the II gets to do his Dutch Boy thang. ..

onehandle:
All other smirk scandals will ride the DUI thing

Scrodd:
bol???

justfred:
Exactly, XL

birdbath:
Bush will still get elected

Zomar:
Shit. The girls I've seen hanging with conservatives look like pigs. Maybe Birdy lusts after
pigs. Is that a sin, birdy?

TheGline:
Bursting Out Laughing

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Wow, having a DUI from 25 years ago revealed and Ross Perot endorsing you all on the
same day... what a crappy day Smirk has had!

RoyalBob:
Anytime you see birdbath post several paragraphs of text, just copy and paste it into the
search engine findsame.com and be amazed at his plagerizing

GlennMac:
Brining someone over to your side on a debate is a KIO

TheGline:
Birdbath, you never answered my question.

guest_cultof7:
Maybe that is the real pull behind Rush

X_L:
Bird took after Bush, using prepared statements as his only ammunition. The thing is
though, even dimbulb-Smirk had to MEMORIZE his lines, rather than just cutting and
pasting.

justfred:
I think Bird ducked...just like his hero, Smirk did the military, Gline

BSmasher:
I faced Mr C and mud shark and bird, Ill be happy to take them on again

prime8:
This was too much like the big fight in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

MT_MU:
I noticed that he also drew his largest crowd (10K) didn't Gore draw 30K in Michigan?

birdbath:
Besides this was kindve like have a show trial ....I had what...2 supporters in the whole
crowd?

vegasjf:
Birdie, my wife is a babe and I'm not conservative

guest_cealie:
Didn't Perot endorse Gore?

skewthat:
I need a conservative to mentally smack, any takers

GlennMac:
I'm out..cya

kwawin:
bird... stealing the rantings of right-wingnuts... NEVER!

EnoMan:
Did everyone hear about Smirk sodomizing Bar' with a pistol handle?

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
BartCop, you did a fine job, though I should've nailed him with this: IF there aren't enough
police on the streets during this current adminstration andyou want to claim that the GOP
is hard on crime by having a larger show of police force does that mean that the threat nof
pilce taking the people's guns away is non-existent within another four years of a
Democratic adminstration?

skewthat:
I miss santa

RantingWacko:
The DWI thing will be pretty big though... I mean, the guy who talks about the importance
of young people needing to take personal responsibility....

justfred:
I want Bird.........I will cut his heart out

Robert_Ingersoll:
Carlin said it best "Ever notice that the women who are against abortion are the ones you
wouldn't F anyhow?"

TheGline:
Birdbath: And you don't think that says something about how "popular" your position really
is? If indeed it's "your" position...

guest_cealie:
Hey does Paula Jones count as a convervative?

prime8:
once you knocked birdbath's helmet off and saw that he was just a goofy innocent kid...

christianm:
Bird, what does it matter how many supporters BC or you had? We couldn't post.

RantingWacko:
and here he is admitting he wasn't forthcoming about something stupid he did....

Anonymous:
bird, Yeah, but let's face it, NOBODY was in here with you, you had just yourself, and BC
to contend with- you STILL blew it.

guest_dingleberry:
1.0 Dubya-unsafe at any speed.

bartcop:
Bomb, good point

luminin:
paula got naked, lib no

guest_cealie:
Oh, and Linda Tripp, there's a hot babe for ya bird!

luminin:
no

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Has anyone found bird's source yet? I'm sure wherever he pasted that stuff from isn't too
far away. Amazing how good his spelling suddenly became on those long rants.

luminin:
now

BSmasher:
Mr C is a better debater and s o is mudshark

bartcop:
Les gubmint = fewer cops = more crime

birdbath:
Come get me FRED...with my sniper rifle I'll get you a mile away

TheGline:
Prime8: Hey! Gline here!

birdbath:
Remember I'm former INFANTRY

guest_cultof7:
BIrd - Please tell me this: If you say that homosexuals are "sinners" - then what is a
Hermaphrodite? Are they "sinners" too? Can they marry? What is the Christian position on
this?

X_L:
So what, bird, who had no helpers was treated unfairly in his debate with bartcop, who
also had no helpers?

prime8:
hey Gline! hahah

EnoMan:
Paula Jones is Conservatrailer Trash

vegasjf:
Only bird can get a reference to babes, disney, and tv's in prison in the same sentence.

TheGline:
Birdbath: So your answer to any argument you can't win is to gun the m-fer down?
Real nice.

Scrodd:
so what do you all think will happen to Smirk after the DUI? will this hurt his chances?

trollopinpaisley:
Anyone against birdy, is like Mike Tyson kicking a 3 yr old kid....where's the joy?

justfred:
Bird.....you don't even want to mess with me....want to talk MILITARY with a retired Army
Officer?

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
BIRD: Do you even deny pasting that stuff in the debate?

guest_cealie:
Hey Bird did a great job of cutting and pasting, no?

vegasjf:
He's Dennis Miller without the intelligence

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Hey Gline! Your MP3's ROCK!

TheGline:
Birdbath: What unit were you in? Where did you serve and for how long?

justfred:
...and boy, if you are going to shoot me, better hit with the first round.

guest_dingleberry:
he types reeeeal fast.

rudeboy:
The DUI might lead to other things if it gets traction

birdbath:
I prepared some thing before hand yes

trollopinpaisley:
What is the crap about "babes"?? how does it relate to actual debating??

skewthat:
Was there a DRUG WAR debate?

Anonymous:
Vegas, he's the stupid man's Dennis Miller, minus the rapier wit, and decent delivery.

birdbath:
No I don't deny it

justfred:
Come on, bird....want to talk Military? Want to talk Religion?

birdbath:
I prepared it.

kwawin:
lol dingle

Anonymous:
damnit, I got poked to anon, again. *sigh*

skewthat:
busted

luminin:
ALASKA is trying to legalize pot agian

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
"I prepared something beforehand" ... Thanks for the admission.

X_L:
The debate kept going like this: Birdbath cuts and pastes,
Bartcop dismantles the pasted text, Bird changes the subject.

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Bet BC didn't have to do that.

bartcop:
You have to know how to ask question.
The press should ask: What else are you hiding, Mr Bush?"

birdbath:
I was upset I had alo t more material to cover like Economics and I had numbers to back
me up

justfred:
Bring it on, baby......lets talk about Red-ink's defense spending in the 80's, okay?

rudeboy:
bird, really where did you serve??

BSmasher:
nothing wrong with preperation

worstnightmare:
Nothin/ wrong with babes.

justfred:
Or.....do you want to talk about Smirk's military career?

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird! Someone sked ewe: Birdbath: What unit were you in? Where did you serve and
for how long?

bartcop:
Then he has to confess all OR admit he "pulled a Clinton" when the next story comes out

skewthat:
GOOD. I mean we used hemp for the first drafts of the constitution. If conservativs loved
there country they'd smoke some bud.

guest_Harkov57:
Alaska!?! The same Alaska that's only voted for a Democrat once? Guess we know who the
real stoner are now.

TheGline:
EVERYTHIING wrong with plagarizing.

onehandle:
Earlier tonight on CNN "People are going to want to know what else Bush has done." This
story has Long Legs.

X_L:
What are you complaining about now, Bird? For the most aprt, Bartcop let YOU pick the
topics.

Robert_Ingersoll:
Bird, are you going outside to smoke your cuban, or does your mom let you smoke in the
house?

guest_dingleberry:
preperation Bird. shrinks braincells FAST!

bartcop:
BSmash, good one!

guest_Hawk:
Hey Birdbath ,how come you know everything , other than Reagans crimes ?

trollopinpaisley:
won't argue with that, but how is it RELEVANT, night?

birdbath:
Germany Delta Company 1st BATT 6th INF regt. 1st Armord Div.

prime8:
i'm starting to feel bad for birdbath... he's going to leave here convinced all the arrogant
liberals ganged up on him

RoyalBob:
Bird, you may be 25 and inexperienced, but consider that I had 18 year old friends come
back in body bags from Vietnam. And Bush and Cheney had more important things to do.

kwawin:
okay bird, let's hear how you and your boy, dubya, will wreck the economy

skewthat:
CUBANS!? wheres the RULE OF LAW!?

guest_cultof7:
arent Cuban cigars ILEGAL?

TheGline:
Bird... no answer to my question? You saying it is possible to prevent prayer?

guest_cealie:
Hey Bird, watch out for that pesky mouth cancer.

christianm:
DUI arrest naturally leads to the new driver's license, then the genie is out of the bottle.

luminin:
Well, hell maybe it'll get out the lib vote, cause they want pot

guest_cultof7:
what about the "rule of law"?

BSmasher:
bob woodward made plagarizim ok

guest_cultof7:
=)

justfred:
Lets talk about taxes.....you pay 40%? Doens't it bother you that Bill Gates pays less?

TheGline:
Prime8: And some of the conservatives, too...

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Nothing wrong with preparation. SOMETHING WRONG with pasting in text to a live debate...
text that probably isn't even his own.

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Shoot, I have more respect for Buchanan than Bush. At least Buchanan stated flat out
that he never used drugs. Well, no shit! You're naturally fucked up!

MiaKulper:
Bird: When did you serve?

guest_dingleberry:
Reagan was when he was 5. So was Whitewater. Oh well.

bartcop:
Buchanan copped to some Jack Daniels

killjoie:
I was wondering that too... Cuban Cigars aren't legal in the US.

TheGline:
Dr.Bomb: I don't know if anything attributable to Buchanan can be called "natural". It takes
WORK to be that messed-up.

BSmasher:
I use preperation all the time

worstnightmare:
Missed that. I was just smartin' off.

X_L:
Bird, faithfully defending the German border against...uh...the Czech Republic?

TheGline:
Notice how Bird won't mention a single specific about his "military service"... Remind you of
anyone?

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Besides, has anyone noticed all the Buchanan-Foster signs sprouting like fungus around
your area?

rudeboy:
Bird can't be all bad if he did his time in a line unit. . .

birdbath:
96-99 I served in Germany and was deployed for a lot of it was in Macedonia and Kosovo

skewthat:
Conservatives love the law, execpt when they have to obey it.

guest_Harkov57:
Gline: No argument here.

killjoie:
The best part of the buchanan webpage is the "24-7 prayer brigade" section- if you want
to see some super odd stuff... go there.

Merytneith:
In Arizona we legalized pot TWICE.... once the right way, and then AGAIN because our
lovely Republican leaders discovered they trusted government more than the people... lol

justfred:
Bird: Lets talk military then...what rank? PFC? SP4???

MrConservative:
bsmasher. i thought you were dead

EnoMan:
He could have passed a security clearance 25 years ago!

onehandle:
Bush blames his drunk ass on the Democrats.

bartcop:
Remember, Buchanan beat up a fucking cop,
but his "bad knee" saved him from Vietnam

birdbath:
Hell Yes I was in a line unit

vegasjf:
Hey rudy

BSmasher:
I use preperation all the time

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Gline: Dunno about that. Maybe its the money and the ignorance to make the greed slick
by the conscience. I just dunno.

guest_dingleberry:
Dubya's sister was in the car when he was drunk. his own SISTER.

Zomar:
When I got my DUI, nobody covered it up. And I didn't have Motor Vehicles Dept. sherd
the records of it, either.

birdbath:
DELTA DOGS OF WAR

TheGline:
So a Democrat held him and poured Jack down his throat?

MiaKulper:
Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx?

Robert_Ingersoll:
Hey Bird, why did you take down your website? (www.birdbath.com)

EnoMan:
"line unit!!!"

bartcop:
ha ha BSmasher was the walrus

rudeboy:
that's what I said. . .

justfred:
How many other DUIs does Smirk have?

RoyalBob:
and Clinton and the rest of the USA got you home SAFELY

TheGline:
Bomb: Money.

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Democrats drink killer tequila! :-)~

bartcop:
Rob-Ing, that was MY mistake
It's thebirdbath.com

X_L:
Al Gore. Pat Buchanan. George W. Bush. Dick Cheney. One of the above went to Vietnam.
Guess which one?

killjoie:
criminy, I can tell you that in PA, your first DUI gets you 1 yr susp, and it's nigh on
impossible to get rid of.

luminin:
Well maybe we can do it agian, I live in Arizona now, just keep up on the ALASKA stuff

onehandle:
DUI leads to Coke!

guest_cealie:
Hey you know what Bird, Clinton is A HERO! You're right.

worstnightmare:
I drove once after a coupla beers with my mom in the car.

justfred:
Al Gore, SL....easy one.

skewthat:
Bartcop. where you goin light? I was expecting more hard shots.

justfred:
SL, too

justfred:
Dammit....XL

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
bartcop... LOL

Robert_Ingersoll:
Ah. Thanks for the correction, BC.

guest_dingleberry:
Cheney has two DUI's. he realyy is more experienced.

bartcop:
Skew, he's half liberal and half-polite

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx?

BSmasher:
I died when JFK was killed, first time, second when MLK, and third RFK, and fourth, when
McVeigh killed my friends. All these killers right wing conservatives

TheGline:
Dingle: Wow. Three for the price of one!

bartcop:
I had some shots ready, but, ...where?

guest_Harkov57:
I read somewhere that Shrub's own roommates from Yale compared his actions to those of
John Belushi'd character in "Animal House." Anyone who's seen animal house should be
scared (Republicans included).

skewthat:
ahhh

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
bb = bowel burst

justfred:
Bird....you are a confused conservative....

EnoMan:
Smirk seved in a line unit, too!

birdbath:
FICTION: Al Gore recently claimed that his mother-in-law pays more than $100.00 for the
arthritis medicine Lodine; and he claims that his dog takes the same medicine for $37.00,
claiming "This is wrong!"

trollopinpaisley:
LOL, eno

birdbath:
FACT : Gore's aides were quick to apologize for Gore's lie, saying the information was from
a 20 Democratic study. Washington newspapers also reported that Al Gore wasn't even
sure his mother-in-law was taking any medication and wasn't even sure she had arthritis.
And, he doesn't know anything about his dog's "arthritis."

justfred:
Smirk served in boyscout camp, Eno

onehandle:
Bush was 30 at his DUI. Hardly "youthful".

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx?

bartcop:
ha ha

X_L:
It seemed to me that it was hard for Bartcop to argue with Birdbath, because he kept
agreeing with him when pressed until he changed the subkect.

killjoie:
BC- I have Pope John Paul Paper dolls, that you can have, if you want them- knowing the
good Catholic that you are.

skewthat:
by .6 of a multiple

prime8:
bird: what do they call the little can opener that comes with your c-rations?

justfred:
Smirk also deserted from a boyscout camp

birdbath:
FICTION : Al Gore said his father, a senator, was a champion of civil rights during the
1960's

guest_cealie:
FICTION: Bush is prepared to be president

kwawin:
that's already been proven incorrect, bird

guest_dingleberry:
pulling a train is not a "line unit."

rudeboy:
bb, that's old and lame dude. lose it. . .

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Did someone a minute ago say that CNBC was speculating that Smirk would have to own
up to the coke-snorting?

birdbath:
FACT: Gore's father voted against the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964 and was a racist
who was fond of using the "N" word.

TheGline:
Bird: That one's been long since debunked. http://www.sonic.net/mary/gore/dog-drug.html

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
birdbath: Actually the numbers are correct within their congressional source citing.

guest_cealie:
FICTION: Reagan knew what he was doing.

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx? Why are you dodging?

TheGline:
Bird, don't you have anything better to do than scissor from a long-discredited rumor rag?

guest_Harkov57:
Shit, Birdie, you think GORE lies, well how come Shrub's lies about his record and stand on
issues aren't given the same scrutiny? Huh?

bartcop:
In Tennesse, anyone not holding the rope is the liberal

guest_Hawk:
oooo thats a burning subject a dog with arthritis

skewthat:
damn! struck down!

birdbath:
FICTION: Al Gore said that his sister was the very first person to join the Peace Corps.

onehandle:
Fiction: Bush is going to win.

birdbath:
FACT : By the time Gore's sister joined the Peace Corps, there were already over 100
members.

X_L:
Everything Bird has from "His father was a racist" to the Bible has been debunked long ago.

EnoMan:
Well, technically, Smirk's DUI didn't happen, because birdbrain is too young to remember
1976.

justfred:
FICTION: There is such a thing as a compassionate conservative...it is an
oxymoron...unless you are talking about billionaires

guest_cealie:
FACT: Clinton save the United States from ecomonic ruin.

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Bird, STOP PASTING!

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
Dipshit Birdieboy....propagating myths again?

birdbath:
FICTION: The same sister died of lung cancer years later and Gore vowed to never accept
tobacco money as campaign contributions.

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
FACT: birdbath is citing the GORE LIES GOP fax (c) Jim Nicholson

Dr_Tobor:
bird will be saying that gore claimed to have invented the internet next

BSmasher:
Bart, I've known you for a while, we called these storeis over a year ago, no one believed

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
Do you have a single original thought?

luminin:
FACT: Al Gore said "I took the iniative in creating the internet". FACT; The man who is the
FATHER OF THE INTERNET SAYS GORE DID MORE THEN ANYONE ELSE TO CREATE IT

guest_Harkov57:
FICTION: Birdbath writes his own postings and thinks for himself.

birdbath:
FACT: Just four years later, while campaigning for office, Gore spoke to the tobacco
industry and said he was one of them because "I've planted it, raised it, cut it, and dried
it." He raised over $100,000 in "reported" contributions.

kwawin:
FACT: repeating these gore "lies" is getting boring

rudeboy:
bb, all that is soooo lame, you need to move on

justfred:
FICTION: GW is for land rights.......

Robert_Ingersoll:
I was in the Vatican City last year, and bought a shotglass with the papal symbol on it AT
THE VATICAN GIFTSHOP. Since I was holding it when the Pope blessed me, that means my
shotglass is blessed too, right?

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx? Why ain't you answering me?

birdbath:
FICTION : While running for office, Gore's campaign literature claimed he was a "Brilliant
Student."

justfred:
FICTION: GW is a successful businessman

TheGline:
Bird, you ever actually argue a point with anything except someone else's ideas?

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
FACT: Zacahary Bauer cannot think for himself

RoyalBob:
If birdbath is so together why isn't his friends here supporting him...???

birdbath:
FACT: Washington newspapers said he barely passed Harvard and consistently earned D's
and C's.

bartcop:
BSmash, we knew about Noot's hooker when? Late 99?

BSmasher:
I steal from many but always write my own

Merytneith:
Something I'd like to know... who convinced the Christians of this country that the Repubs
have the monopoly on morality? Jesus said feed the poor and care for the weak... and Rush
just mocks them.

guest_Hawk:
Fact : birdbath is a ditto monkey

killjoie:
Robert, *absolutely!*

X_L:
Fact: Gore graduated cum laude from Harvard

worstnightmare:
CRTH- Don't be so hard on Bartcop!

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
FACT: birdbath can't think of a single damn thing to say on his own, so he pastes from
ditto-monkey spam.

birdbath:
FICTION : Gore claims an extensive knowledge of law as a result of his extensive study at
law school.

TheGline:
And Bird, you never answered my question. Is it or is it not possible to prevent prayer?

justfred:
FICTION: GW is an efficient governor

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
FACT: Zachary Bauer does not know enough about blow jobs

BSmasher:
a looong time ago my man

birdbath:
FACT: Al Gore dropped out of law school.

guest_Harkov57:
FACT: Birdbath dosen't even use his own arguments.

rudeboy:
FICTION: Georgie the II = Integrity

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
FACT: GW in a press conference: "I did not pay lip service, to that bottle, Jack Daniels."

justfred:
FICTION: GW is against big government

X_L:
FICTION: Gore "barely passed" Harvard

birdbath:
FICTION : Gore claimed that his knowledge of God and spirituality came to complete fruition
while "finishing" divinity school.

X_L:
FACT: Gore graduated cum laude

bartcop:
Sal, ha ha

skewthat:
I read BBs in the National Review. and the nation shot down every statement.

guest_Harkov57:
FICTION: Bush has never, ever lied.

EnoMan:
FRICTION: The sensation that Smirk's dad created in his rectum as a boy.

MrConservative:
FICTION: bartcop won the debate.

killjoie:
FICTION: Birdbath has an original thought in his head

TheGline:
Helloooo!! Bird! Is this thing on?!

birdbath:
FACT: Al Gore dropped out of divinity school.

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
FACT: Zachary Bauer has been exposed as a serial cut'n paster

MiaKulper:
Yo! Bird: *when* did you serve? What dates... approx? Why ain't you answering me? I
think you may be fibing...

BSmasher:
Even when we talked about it, they called us crazy

CaffeineRocksTheHouse:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

guest_Hawk:
What would be the punisment for an illegal abortion ? Death ?

guest_cealie:
Gore is eminently qualified to be president

X_L:
FICTION: Bush's experience with drugs were 'youthful indiscretions'

birdbath:
FICTION : Al Gore claimed responsibility for inventing the Internet in the 1990's.

prime8:
that little can-opener thing, it has a nickname, which any enlisted person would know

guest_cultof7:
hey BartCop - when are you going to get some web guru to modernize your page? =)

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
FACT: Bush was arrested for DWI

worstnightmare:
Royal Bob- I is here>

bartcop:
Sal, Bird was so inexperienced,
he didn't realize that copping to a BJ is a GOOD thing

kwawin:
lol vegas sal

X_L:
FACT: Even Bush admits he was a wino until age 40

birdbath:
FACT: Shocked scientists were quick to speak out, explaining that the Internet had been in
widespread use by government and educational institutions since the early 1970's.

justfred:
Bird....one question......if a 24 year old man has sex with a 15 year old girl, is it statutory
rape?

rudeboy:
FACT Georgie the II never earned an honest dollar in his life

luminin:
FACT; THE FATHER OF THE INTERNET IS SUPPORTING GORE

skewthat:
FICTION: Gore is a liberal. sorry had to say that

birdbath:
FICTION: Al Gore claimed the book "Love Story" was based on his life and Tipper's

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
FACT: Zachary Bauer gets his ass kicked every day by me, and got it stomped tonight

TheGline:
You will notice that Bird is not responding to any of our questions directly.

guest_Harkov57:
Good one, rudeboy

birdbath:
FACT : Author Erich Segal called a press conference to deny his claim. (Couldn't he at
least lie about a love story where his sweetheart doesn't die?)

justfred:
FICTION: Al Gore ever clamed to invent the internet

luminin:
FACT; BIRDBATH KNOWS SHIT ABOUT HISTORY

Zomar:
MiaKulper: Birdy served at the same time Reagan was liberating Nazi Death Camps.

birdbath:
FICTION : Gore claimed that as a reporter for a Nashville newspaper, his stories led to the
arrests of numerous corrupt criminals.

Dr_Tobor:
bird is in cut and paste mode...he will not answer

v57:
Young Republicans scare me. I mean, aren't they supposed to be rebellious as teenagers?

TheGline:
I'M older than he is!

rocket211:
well by definition doesn't being education mean you are anti-conservative

guest_dingleberry:
accused perjurer. convicted drunk driver. christian champion.

justfred:
Gives you an unfair advantage, skew.

FrankF:
If you can scream louder than they can

X_L:
I thought Bird was going to cream himself talking about blow jobs. Bartcop kept trying to
mention Iran-Contra but Bird wouldn't hear of it. Just blowjobs for him, (though not too
many, by his own admission)

Robert_Ingersoll:
Hehe....BIGTIME coverage on the DUI!

guest_Piccolo:
The DUI? It's at Salon.com I think.

Zomar:
Oops. That's what's wrong with kids today... they didn't see their friends come home in
body bags.

skewthat:
sigh.. I know

guest_cm:
W's DUI story was on Nightline

chines:
even fox whores are crying about the dui

skewthat:
and CNN.com

TheGline:
Zomar: If you're black, you see 'em coming home in body bags...

justfred:
Bye, all......Stay out of the Bushes

ChefCindy:
Really, on Nightline?

guest_Piccolo:
Hell. I think anyone who's involved in politics gets some strange fetishes to compensate. I
mean, look at Gore with Tipper.

guest_Harkov57:
FOX TOO!?!?! DAMN!

rocket211:
what's sick is them turning this around and saying this is a sign of how scummy gore is

Robert_Ingersoll:
It's still on.....may be a repeat, but I hear Geraldo talking about it now.

guest_Piccolo:
It's obvious he's her sub.

rocket211:
what a crock of shit

kwawin:
lol, bye fred

FrankF:
Ha Ha

luminin:
He said he was candid about his past.... WHAT BS

skewthat:
Smirks real VP will be Jim Bean

guest_dingleberry:
FOX broke the story.

guest_Harkov57:
Huh!?!

TheGline:
Tipper's singlehandedly responsible for revitalizing the music industry.

ChefCindy:
is this the story BC said rush was warning the dittomonkeys about?

guest_Piccolo:
The reason he's so stiff is from his bruises.

guest_cultof7:
mmm,, am I the only one with massive lag?

guest_cm:
Traitor Stephanolopolous mentioned the Democrat that was involved in the breaking of the
story

skewthat:
Gline Please DOn't say that

uberfem13:
ya gots mail........Remember...all Goths love Gore

rocket211:
rush apparently says there are more stories out there and they are coming soon

X_L:
Gore was never arrested. How's he supposed to be 'honest' about his past?

Robert_Ingersoll:
Yeah, some FOX affiliate in Maine broke the story, supposedly.

uberfem13:
heh

FrankF:
He's stiff from his cuban

christianm:
I'm telling you, I think this DUI thing is the begiinning of the end. Now they'll for sure find
out about the new driver's license and the cocaine and the rest of it.

trollopinpaisley:
Kool!

guest_Piccolo:
Well go figure. I think it's just Karma coming back at the Bush camp.

skewthat:
lets not have a interliberal war here tonight

TheGline:
Man, I sure hope it avalanches...

Zomar:
Is birdy still here? Or did he leave to find more cubans to suck?

X_L:
An affiliate? Well that makes sense. Local news rarely takes orders from the network
execs.

trollopinpaisley:
I have pictures of myself as a 'goth' but real goths would probably laugh at me

chines:
one of the podium stations mentioned smirk had his record expunged

guest_Piccolo:
I tried goth as a freshman.

bartcop:
I'm back, needed a shot of fine Chinaco...

kwawin:
yeah, you guys get off easy... we get TWO MORE YEARS of vindictive dubya here in texas

guest_Piccolo:
I looked like a mad thug G. ;-)

guest_Harkov57:
MrConservative's still here

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Chrtstian, et. al: It's a JOKE! I really don't thing that BirdBath was paying attention to his
main chat window during his copy & paste frenzy to the point I snuck in a little (large)
innuendo about BirdBath being rather proficient at the fine art of producing a quort or two
through the fine art of fellatio. I'm not gay but I can write such fiction to fit the
circumstances. In this case, I lay that WHOPPER down during that user's distraction, the
uiser doesn't notice it and therefore (just like the media as of late) MUST^ be TRUE that
BirdBath give world-class fellatio to me!

uberfem13:
ah heck.....who is to say who is real and who isnt?

trollopinpaisley:
I have a goth side with music, but i can't live the life...i'm too schizophrenic

guest_Piccolo:
I don't think you can claim who's Goth and who's not. It's kind of what drove me out of
Paganism. People deciding who was real and who was playing dress up.

uberfem13:
I am 32 and give up this damn subculture to save my life...I HATE how it is misrepresented
now though...hell....it was so obscure for the last 15 years or so

FrankF:
Gotta go folks my wife's callin'

skewthat:
I like punks more than goths. more action less Depeche Mode

Robert_Ingersoll:
BC, would you give us some stock picks or lottery numbers or something? You sure nailed
the DUI arrest record...

guest_Piccolo:
Well, Justin Achilli and White Wolf took it and RAN with it.

X_L:
Anyone else catch that Birdy said nothing about Reagan killing the Puerto Rican male
prostitute with the nine iron? I guess it must be true.

guest_Piccolo:
A gothic punk World of Darkness.

TheGline:
XL: Yeah! Geez, I wonder why the media wasn't all over that one? ;-)

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
My goodness, the same tactic works for the freakReublican site! It MUST work here! No
wait...we're better than them, right? Do not lower yourselves down to their level, right?
Okay. So he got a tablespoon of myself that night. Happy now?

uberfem13:
hahahha............depeche mode aint goth darling....thats just 80's new wave spew...but I
get the idea

bartcop:
Rob-Ing, when the mugs shots appear from his coke bust, then I'll claim credit

trollopinpaisley:
i tend to agree, piccolo, you got your Jenny JOnes goths... people think its' all satanism or
some crap

skewthat:
don't tell my roomate that

X_L:
Gline, well that's obvious. It didn't involve CLINTON'S COCK!

uberfem13:
I PRAY for mug shots.............god god please

X_L:
:)

TheGline:
XL: Ah, yes... Reagan's cock, on the other hand... ew.

trollopinpaisley:
what is goth? i dont' know, that's why I ain't one.

christianm:
The new driver's license HAS to come out now, don't you think?

skewthat:
hey tipper though punk was satan worshiping. I HATE TIPPER

Zomar:
X L Of course. WHy couldn't WE have seen that?

guest_Piccolo:
I don't think it's as much as "dressing" the part, as it's more of the attitude. I mean, you
could have a gothic punk outlook and not dress in stereotypes.

bartcop:
XL, ha ha on the Clinton's cock

guest_Piccolo:
Tipper is SOOOO Dom.

Robert_Ingersoll:
Fair enough! Hey, they keep running video of Smirk questioning the timing of this....his
voice is cracking....

chines:
cm-it did come out on, i think, msnbc

trollopinpaisley:
yeah, true

ChefCindy:
I love Tipper

guest_CULTof7:
crashed,,, =)

guest_dingleberry:
did the tx guard know? was this why he quit flying?

christianm:
chines, it did? I didn't hear.

guest_Piccolo:
Aren;t they? I love the boots.

uberfem13:
<flutter flutter..>......why yes I am !

guest_Harkov57:
Right-wing wackos can never back up their arguments with anything more than dogma.

bartcop:
I'm catholic!

guest_cultof7:
I think bird left to go molest his cuban boy

trollopinpaisley:
teehee!!

guest_Piccolo:
Bartcop, what kind of help do you need?

guest_cultof7:
BC - serious - I do it for a living

guest_dingleberry:
smirk had "several" beers. how many is that?

uberfem13:
So was I ....

kwawin:
lol bart

rocket211:
its not elian is it?

bartcop:
I want live web cams

guest_cultof7:
not that I'd charge ya of course

rocket211:
several = 20

bartcop:
I want an agent

prime8:
well, it's been real, but i gotta go do some work now

rocket211:
he puked all over the cop

guest_Piccolo:
Whoops, He's got me out gunned like McCain to Smirk.

rocket211:
just kidding

bartcop:
I want a publicity dude

justfred:
Bart......what kind of help do you need? If Smirk gets elected, it might be lucrative.

guest_cultof7:
I'll send you some links to some designs over the next week

luminin:
*LOL*

prime8:
thanks for the savage spectacle, you heathens!

uberfem13:
I was saying that I find it hard to belive that Birds little prewritten responses were even
considered part of the "debate"

TheGline:
So long prime8

bartcop:
If we lose this election...

guest_Harkov57:
They just repeat their arguments, figuring that they can win by volume.

bartcop:
I may be asking an awful lot from you people...

christianm:
BC, you can hire Karl Rove for publicity. I hear he'll be free on Nov. 8th.

bartcop:
ha ha

kwawin:
fred... forget it! ;)

guest_cultof7:
damn lag... =(

guest_Piccolo:
Hey BC, you want publicity? See if you can't get your site hosted on portalofevil.com

trollopinpaisley:
full out revoluteion?

bartcop:
Does that sound like FAIL-SAFE?

luminin:
I got a posting program at work..... BARTCOP at all the search engines

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Wow...Rumple Minze rocks!

skewthat:
Any one want more NAZI=SOCILAIST debunking info

TheGline:
BC: Bush the Hiccup...

rocket211:
Karen Hughes said Bush is three-time loser

guest_Harkov57:
If we lose this election, we're all royally fucked.
Especially women, the poor, and minorities

rocket211:
three arrests, ouch

guest_cultof7:
BC - I'll send you some link to a few designs over the next week or so...

luminin:
YEA SKEW

rocket211:
that's more than Rodney King

kwawin:
lol, dubya next to the little red button

vegasjf(aka Sal Sagev):
is Rudy still in here?

justfred:
I wonder how many DUIs GW has, total?

uberfem13:
I picked up a FINE piece of Catholic goodness the other day...a crucifix keychain with a
knife inside....it says "god protect" on the back....I love it!!!

rocket211:
he'll think its the doorbell

bartcop:
Guest, I need 'em

Zomar:
Typical religio-consevative, that Birdy. Lets the thinking be done "at the top"; blindly
parrots what he's told. Sad.

TheGline:
The Cross AND The Switchblade!!! HA HA HA HA!

bartcop:
Send new set designs

trollopinpaisley:
SWEET!

guest_cultof7:
ok... expect them via email

rocket211:
i say no more than 4 dui's

bartcop:
I need a new look every 10 days

onehandle(www.igottasay.com):
Smirk was also arrested stealing a Christmas Wreath and being rowdy at a footbal game.
Does anyone know anything about this?

christianm:
And BC, don't be sayin' things like, "IF we lose this election." It's bad hoodoo:)

uberfem13:
may I send you an email Trollop?

guest_Piccolo:
Catholic goodness...For a second there I thought you meant a schoolgirl.

guest_cultof7:
*lol*

trollopinpaisley:
i have a rosary made of stained wooden beads with little pictures of mary on it

justfred:
rocket....I would guess three...and a coke bust

TheGline:
Bartcop: You want to use the design I had in holding?

guest_cultof7:
Id have to charde you for that..

bartcop:
CML, is that you?

kwawin:
bart, you sound like dubya

rocket211:
smirk is the grinch!

trollopinpaisley:
fem, go ahead

guest_cultof7:
charge.. hehe... j/k

X_L:
Well I've been amused by this, but I suppose I ought to get going now.
Shot of Chinaco for tonight's winner: Bartcop!

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
I can write PR stuff. Can I include how BirdBath doesn't want to
admit to the oral fixation at hand?

trollopinpaisley:
huzzah!!

christianm:
BC, yup, it's me. You remembered the L. How exciting:)

guest_Piccolo:
Dosen't the Grinch end up dancing with the villagers though?

TheGline:
Y'alls were great t'night

bartcop:
Gline, your stuff rulez, but this board is moving waaaay too fast for me to make any
decisions.

guest_Piccolo:
I think Smirk is the cringing puppy.

TheGline:
Bartcop: You got it. I'll email ya

guest_Harkov57:
Srub's losin' in the states where it's important. Even friggin' Florida is in Gore's camp now,
and he's winning the great lakes states in spite of Nadir

rocket211:
well he's stealing x-mas wreaths

ChefCindy:
Do you think W and a republican congress would bring back robert bork? *shudder*

bartcop:
CML, wassup?

trollopinpaisley:
HUZZAH! for bartcop

luminin:
FUCKiNG DOrk NADEr

TheGline:
And to think I voted for Nader last time. God, what the eff was I thinking?

rocket211:
bork! ha ha

TheGline:
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK...

guest_Harkov57:
Nadir=point at which things are at their worst

uberfem13:
damn....accidentally knocked out my browser...

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Yeah, page two women, no nudity and how BirdBath IGNORED the fact that there may be a
little on 'em.

justfred:
Yes, Cindy......the next Supreme Court Justice

bartcop:
CML has written a great Almost Famous review, and I am tardy with it

rocket211:
this just in....the press reporting that his DUI is something that W not proud of

rocket211:
no shit?

justfred:
*shudder*

kwawin:
uh-oh... looks like we're gonna have one ANGRY gov coming back to texas next week!

guest_cultof7:
I feel bad about the whole Nader thing really... he is ruining his great career.

dr.bomb(dr.bomb is more of a dr than Laura):
Well, maybe not "a little." I'm a stickler for modesty.

christianm:
BC, LOTS OF THINGS! How are ya'? Boy,

bartcop:
CML, good thing you missed the debate

skewthat:
LUM - Hitler though that the word socialism ment nationalism. "...he who has taken to
heart the meaning of our great song , Deuatchland Uber Alles that nothing in this world
stands higher than this Germany, people and land, land and people, he is a socialist...He is
not mearly a socialist but he is also national in the highest sense of the word."

bartcop:
Bird beat me up - ...bad...

guest_Harkov57:
Heh,heh, funny kwanin

uberfem13:
I have a huge rosary collection....I am especially into mexican roman catholic stuff....its
sooo ....er...SUBTLE!

ChefCindy:
how many people do you think he will fry the week after the election?

guest_cultof7:
*lol*

X_L:
ha ha

trollopinpaisley:
I have 2 rosaries.

uberfem13:
may I email you something Trollop?

christianm:
You mean between you and Bird? No, I was here. My computer just crashed a couple of
times.

justfred:
He will clear death row, to celebrate, Cindy

guest_Piccolo:
I wonder if Smirk is a necrophiliac?

trollopinpaisley:
I was a goth last halloween..... only in pictures

guest_Harkov57:
Well, at ony fry per 15 min, a hell of a lot!

skewthat:
Lum you get that?

trollopinpaisley:
sure, fem, go ahead

Zomar:
God yes. The Nazis would see "Justice Bork" as vindication...

bartcop:
ha ha

uberfem13:
I want your mary rosary....gimmie!

guest_Harkov57:
Piccolo- Ewwwww

ChefCindy:
or because he is pissed for losing...

trollopinpaisley:
it's faster if you use trixy-cybele@az.rmci.net

christianm:
Just like that Rotate, the kid turned out to be 25 and didn't know what the hell he was
talking about.

justfred:
True, Cindy....so true.

guest_Piccolo:
Seriously. I mean, I thought he was going to cream himself when he was talking about
frying those guys.

TheGline:
25? 20 at MOST.

trollopinpaisley:
my rosary is cool, it has like a little...thing on it. it's weird.

Zomar:
That

kwawin:
hey, ya know dubya killed a guy yesterday. wonder if any gets "postponed" for the election
next week?

guest_cultof7:
So is Smirks DUI getting some coverage or what?

skewthat:
I loving being educated makes debunking conservatives simple and painless

bartcop:
Uberfem, you never told me you were, ........ Catholic!

Pipeguy:
Most of my wrenches are older that the boy!

guest_cultof7:
I havent seen anything but a a story at iwon.com about it

guest_Harkov57:
Young Republicans scare me. I mean, aren't they supposed to be rebellious as teenagers?

TheGline:
I'M older than he is!

rocket211:
well by definition doesn't being education mean you are anti-conservative

guest_dingleberry:
accused perjurer. convicted drunk driver. christian champion.

justfred:
Gives you an unfair advantage, skew.

FrankF:
If you can scream louder than they can