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Going, Going...Aren't
you gone yet?????
"Going Rogue", huh? Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, are you
EVER going to learn? Now, don't get me wrong, I do love the irony of that
title.
I mean who would expect a nasty, attention seeking,
stupid hypocrite to write a book about how she was treated unfairly, and
made the victim.
Ok, so there isn't really all that much irony,
after all, you are "The Maverick". There is nothing more "rogue" or "maverick
like" than writing a
book trashing everyone and anyone in the hopes
of advancing your career, or bank account, whatever your intention is.
Sarah, it has been
done a million times over. You aren't "rogue".
You are hopeless.
It is incredible that you still have not grasped
that there is a bigger world outside of Wasilla. Sarah, I know that many
people have tried to
explain to you how things work in the real world,
but for some reason you are resistant to education. I am going to do my
best to speak
your language and see if maybe, just maybe, you
can grasp what I am saying here.
You weren't running for Homecoming Queen. Senator
McCain was. Do you understand what that means? That means that you were
just
hair and make-up behind the scenes. You were
just there to make him look good. If McCain had WON, you would be second
runner up
to the queen. You know what that means, right?
That means unless McCain is unable to fulfill his duties as queen, you
simply wait around
smiling and hoping that he gets caught having
made a tasteful spread in Playboy. THEN, you can step in and wear the crown.
Unfortunately,
you pushed the queen down the steps BEFORE she
was elected. It was a good plan in that Lifetime movie that you watched,
but not really
a good plan in reality, Sarah. You are supposed
to push her when no one is looking, NOT when the cameras are rolling. Cameras
record
more than just crowns and smiles, sweetie. Here,
in the real world, we expect more than just a cheap smile and a cutsie
wink. We expect
knowledge of the issues, in other words, the
"interview" portion of the pageant is more important than the swimmsuit
portion. I know that is
different than what you are used to, but this
isn't a Wasilla popularity contest. This was an election for the Presidency
of The United States.
It isn't just like the pageants you entered when
you were young, just on a bigger scale. You should have watched the end
of that movie,
Sarah. I saw it too. The bitchy cheerleader that
pushed the popular girl down the steps DID NOT win anything. She was disqualified
and
shunned from all social circles in her school.
Do you know who ended up winning that crown, Sarah? It was the girl that
no one expected to,
the one who really wanted and deserved the crown
because she didn't participate in the catty in fighting of the other contestants.
"Her" name was Barack Obama.
Now Sarah, you have written a book. That very
statement makes me chuckle. YOU writing a book conjures up a visual that
makes me
laugh out loud. I can just see you now, hair
all perfectly in place, prop glasses on, legs crossed, and hunkered over
a keyboard with your
two index fingers poised above the keys, tongue
protruding from the corner of your mouth, and a strained expression on
your face trying
to remember the "i" before "e" rule. You didn't
really write this book, honey. You bitched and moaned the same old crap
into a device
that records your idiocy, and then someone with
punctuation and grammar skills wrote it for you.
Sarah, do you really think that anyone gives a
shit about what catfights you had with whom in the McCain camp? No honey,
we still don't care.
The only people who will read, and care about
what is contained within your book are the people who voted for McCain
and defended you.
They are just looking for ANY reason to justify
the brain fart that made them think you were, in any way, qualified and
competent to do this job.
They can read all about how you were manipulated
and duped by everyone who you came in contact with. Now pay attention here,
Sarah.
If you are THAT easily swayed and manipulated,
do you REALLY think that you are capable of dealing on an international
level? I want you
to think about that. You can't just bake warm
cookies and send them to the Middle East wrapped in pink cellophane. Kim
Jong Il doesn't care
that your kid has Down Syndrome. As a matter
of fact, he would tell you that you should have killed him and eaten him
for dinner. He isn't very
nice, Sarah. He is like Simon Cowell on American
Idol. He will make you cry. I don't think you are ready for that yet.
Katie Couric is really a thorn in your backside,
isn't she? Don't you just hate those smart girls that run the school newspaper?
They are so
irritating with all of their nosy questions.
They spend way too much time in the school library and not nearly enough
time behind the bleachers
to really understand what you are all about.
Sarah, she doesn't want to be your friend. She knows that you will just
marry the quarterback of
the football team, move into a trailer and breed.
She is looking for a career, and using you to accomplish that. You should
stay away from girls
like her, she reads books. Here is what you should
do, instead of writing about how she was so mean to you. You should start
an "I hate Katie"
page on Facebook. That way, every time you think
about how much you hate her, you can just post your thoughts there. Other
people who hate
Katie, like Kate Gosselin, the Octomom, and Ann
Coulter can join your page and comment too. This way, trees don't have
to die so that your
snarky nonsense can be published.
Oh, Levi. This is what we like to call a "political
liability", Sarah. I am glad to see that you left him out of the book.
I just couldn't handle hearing
him go on to Katie Couric about your late night
toking on the bong, or the swing in your bedroom. I have a feeling that
is about all Levi can come
up with in regard to "dirt" on you. The sad thing
is you actually fear him! Do you really think that good ol' Levi grasped
ANY part of the political
goings on around him? Of all the people that
you have pissed off and pissed on throughout your "career", LEVI is the
one you fear? This really
reflects your own understanding of what is and
is not important to the American People outside of Wasilla. You paraded
this kid around like a
deer trapped in headlights, claiming that he
was going to be a responsible father. Now he is posing for Playgirl and
has dumped your daughter.
This is not a good refection on your decision
making skills, Sarah. It is not Levi, himself, that is the liability here.
It is YOUR handling of the situation.
It is time to grow up, and accept responsibility
for your own actions, honey.
Sarah, we all have family members that would make
us cringe if we put them in front of a camera. Just ask Bill Clinton. He
will explain it to you,
in a way that you can understand. He speaks "ignorant
hick". The difference is, most people who succeed do so by NOT claiming
that their family
is anything better than anyone else's. The difference
is, they actually mean it. They don't try to do things like, make drinking
and driving legal because
Uncle John has a drinking problem. Do you understand
what I am saying? Bill will explain it to you, assuming he will take your
calls. Tell him you are
considering taking an internship, then he may
pick up.
Now here it comes. It is time for some tough love.
Sarah, you are not special. You are not smart. You are pretty "for your
age". You have a limited
future in local politics. You could probably
win queen of a state fair somewhere in the deep south. Other than that,
you are finished, Sarah. It is time
to go home, pay attention to those kids you claim
to live and die for, and get out of the national spotlight. You have embarrassed
yourself, and everyone
who has supported you. No, I am not jealous,
Sarah. I am smart. I am kind of like Katie, only without a camera. I DO
have a voter registration card
though. It is time for me to tell you that you
are more likely to see monkeys fly out of my ass, than for me to EVER vote
for you for ANYTHING,
let alone President of The United States. I am
not alone, Sarah. We are like the pod people in that late night movie you
watched the other night.
We are many, and we keep multiplying. We are
the smart people who are tired of the daytime drama that politics has become.
You are symbolic
of everything we hate about the political arena,
Sarah. Oh, how do I say it so that you can understand?
You would have sold more DVD's titled "Doing Rogue"
than you are going to sell of your book "Going Rogue". That is all you
are, my dear.
You came in last in America's popularity contest,
but you still have a shot in porn. Give it a try honey. I think you can
still reach your full potential.
Hey Obama, this has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Palin 2012
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