This is how I remember it, anyway...

 In the movie, Linda Fiorentino is driving two slackers to Philly
 or Balmore - somewhere east - to help or prevent two wayward
 angels from proving God is wrong.

 On the way, they're stopped on a deserted piece of highway
 when Chris Rock, naked as Diane Sawyer, falls from the sky.
 
 They notice he's not hurt from the fall.

 Chris:  Of course I'm not hurt. I'm an angel.
            Matter of fact, I was the 13th Apostle, Rufus!
 

 Linda:  I never heard of Rufus, the Apostle.

 Chris: Doesn't surprise me. Niggers always get forgotten.

 Linda: Are you really an angel? Were you really an Apostle?

 Chris:  Yes, I was.

 Linda: Did you know Jesus, personally?

 Chris: Did I know him?
            Did I know him?
            Shit, the nigger still owe me twelve bucks!
 
 

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