Mrs. Munster

 Diana Ross said yesterday that despite her protests,
 the plug had been pulled on the last month of her much-hyped and
 poorly attended "Supremes: Return to Love" tour.

 Whatever the legalities, the problem was ticket sales, which have been
 slow since the tour began last month. With a top ticket of $250,
 the show filled less than half of arenas in major cities such as Atlanta
 and drew as few as 3,000 fans in Columbus, Ohio.

 The primary cause of the slow sales, suggested Bob Grossweiner of
 Performance magazine, is that the tour was conceived as a Supremes reunion
 with Ross, Mary Wilson and Cindy Birdsong. But the trio could not come to
 terms, so Ross is backed instead by latter-day Supremes Lynda Lawrence and
 Sherrie Payne.

"From the beginning there was a negative reaction," Grossweiner said.
 "You get people expecting a reunion, and then don't give it to them."

 Said Ross: "I would sing the same if there were 10 people in the audience or 10,000."
 

 ha ha

Diana, you lie like a politician.